it’s just a picture of legs that cuts to an image of a man standing in a burning house and he has a goat head and his eyes are the black of the void and then it cuts back to an image of legs with paint on them and then it’s the goat headed man and he’s closer to the foreground and I can smell sulfur and then it cuts…

The man failed miserably selling gambling, football, and steak.

It’s terrifying that if this man had just a CURSORY sense of self-awareness he’d probably be elected president. Don’t even stop lying or talking about the wall or NATO or outsourcing or crooked Hillary. Just avoid half the irrelevant self-indulgent impulsive own-foot-shooting fuck-ups. Talk about how awesome you are…

The fact that Mike Pence “won” the debate by lying his ass off about (or just flat out ignoring) all the crazy and deplorable shit Trump has said over the last year and a half, how poor of a businessman he is, and how stupid his proposed policies are, speaks to the sorry state of this presidential race very well.

Now I’m just throwing it out there. Maybe, just maybe, Trump might not be fit to be President.

If ever there were someone who should have read their own username before posting, by God you are that fucking person.

Shut the fuck up, moron.

I am not kidding at all when I say this devil should be fed to a shark.

Yeah I don’t think that last line is enough. The headline – and essentially the whole post – is pretty much stirring shit like, “smile pretty, honey.”

Rob can rest easy. If treachery is a foot Rex always springs into action.

Roger Ailes is so fucking sexy though. Who wouldn’t want to be his unwilling sex slave for him and his buddies? Nothing makes sense any more.

¡Muy Am-bien!

Sounds like he really hit a wall.

Kaepernick’s probably available.

But now who is going to lead the team on the final drive of a playoff game to a 27-yard chip shot field goal that the kicker will then miss thereby ending the Vikings season in hilariously depressing fashion? Feel like the whole game plan for the season is out the window now...

That sound you heard was Drew Magary spiraling down a vortex of sorrow.

My wife poops in the top tank and I poop in the bottom. We face each other while we do it. Very erotic and brings us closer together. We often kiss mid dump.

It’s like a guy walking in swinging his dick around, only he has a micropenis and hasn’t bathed in a month.

This should help. Kids love pictures!

Maybe if those kids got jobs they wouldn’t be so poor.