Is it too much to think that diverse, outspoken cops like Jones are really the only thing that can possibly save and reform our police forces at this point?

What hassle? A whole nutmeg keeps forever and takes up less space than that plastic container of flavorless nutmeg dust.

The best part about the croque monsieur is that you can slap a fried egg on top to make it even more indecent, eat it for brunch, and still feel classy because it’s a croque madame now. Like the femme fatale that such a name evokes, it is designed specifically to ensnare and kill you.

“95% of the quotes you read on the Internet are fake.”

I’m obscurely pleased and surprised to see one of these columns without a bunch of comments calling it stupid and obvious.

That’s cool, but let’s just have Bernie as our firebrand VP. Should take the wind out of the sails of the dumbfucks insisting that they’ll never vote for Hillary.

This may be borderline OCD but it is unquestionably correct. And the cashier who ignores such groupings and just picks items at random is committing a hate crime.

*84 days early

Holy shit, I absolutely love this DGAF Obama.

Just do what I do and weep openly so that people stop bothering you in the god-damn kitchen

As is the fact that apparently he’s a Cowboys fan

Ah, so this is where the Twitter argument moved today. The whole world is topsy-turvy.

Cheeto Mussolini is the single best description of Trump published on any Gawker Media site.

This is advanced telepresence, not teleportation.

I read this while rocking my child to sleep, then woke him up laughing at it

They’re not, since Tuesday

Still a war-hungry hawk and demogogue, but at least a consistent one. 2/5 stars

*Kristin

This is like all the terrible horrible stories where a drunk driver kills an entire family and walks away unscathed