logophobe
logophobe, desperate dad
logophobe
Jul 7 2016
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Is it too much to think that diverse, outspoken cops like Jones are really the only thing that can possibly save and reform our police forces at this point?

May 16 2016
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What hassle? A whole nutmeg keeps forever and takes up less space than that plastic container of flavorless nutmeg dust.

May 16 2016
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The best part about the croque monsieur is that you can slap a fried egg on top to make it even more indecent, eat it for brunch, and still feel classy because it’s a croque madame now. Like the femme fatale that such a name evokes, it is designed specifically to ensnare and kill you.

Apr 23 2016
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I’m obscurely pleased and surprised to see one of these columns without a bunch of comments calling it stupid and obvious.

Apr 21 2016
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That’s cool, but let’s just have Bernie as our firebrand VP. Should take the wind out of the sails of the dumbfucks insisting that they’ll never vote for Hillary.

Apr 20 2016
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This may be borderline OCD but it is unquestionably correct. And the cashier who ignores such groupings and just picks items at random is committing a hate crime.