I bet that baby arrived later in the afternoon. Happy pooping everyone.

They ARE pretty birds. But they’re also total assholes. I’ve never come across a nice one, they are honey badgers with wings. They don’t even know if they can beat your ass, but by god, they’ll give it a go.

Correct. I grew up in northern Minnesota and we used to chase them back to Canada. It’s like a giant bird shit covered in feathers.

I have no stance on eagles, beyond the opinion that they should spend more time killing geese.

I don’t know what part of the Midwest you were in, but around here everyone thinks they are a trash bird that spends its time shitting on golf courses. And walking around with a conveniently golf ball sized head at the end of a long golf tee like neck, acting like I wouldn’t murder its smug ass given half a chance.

Fuck geese. Goose is a trash bird. I hope it dies next time.

I was kind of hoping the money was for a swat team that would bust in and rescue her but this is really good also.

“Are you talking about me or Hillary Clinton, pumpkin?” I asked. “I’m sad because my vaginal elasticity is completely shot. I’m sad because fucking is like hitting a baseball into the Grand Canyon.”

This is fucking amazing. Jesus.

Yes they can use the top half of this pic for the articel.

500 Days?

Depends on whether he quit before or after the convention. It wouldn’t be a huge deal if he quit before the convention, because there are procedures in place for the delegates to choose a new nominee during the convention. But if he quit after the convention? That could be a huge mess as there’s not much precedence…

That was the weirdest press conference I’ve ever seen outside of the context of a gay sex scandal from a family values candidate.

“I never said six!”

As she was not saved, the Queen entered as a late sub and scored in the 88th minute.

Yeah these are the ones that stomp the shit out of snakes, good bird.

Tell my motherfucking trees to get their shit together then (SoCal location).