It sure helps, yeah. I don’t think I’m explaining this well, partly because it’s kinda irrational.

...huh? I haven’t delivered pizzas since I was paying my way through my Master’s degree.

I put my balls on your pizza

A delivery is a delivery. Especially with napkins and silverware and shit, a small order is just as much trouble as a big one, and less likely to pay off.

You can disagree, but you are wrong.

Here are the rules for doing this acceptably:

Donald Trump = Leeroy Jenkins?

I appreciate the effort to wrangle a legal lesson out of an incredibly dumb question. I’d hate to see the stuff you get that doesn’t get turned into a column.

Well, he’s got a moral code. It just happens to be about 2,000 years out of date.

I think I like Righteously Indignant Magary the best. Merry Christmas. May you eat ham and drink heavily liquored nog until you puke.

Probably because HamNo has written some pieces in support of Sanders’ progressive leanings, and it beggars belief that Gawker Media might not be a communist hivemind because LIBRUL MEDIA.

The only one of these I have issues with is “alcohol enthusiast”, because that’s a bit like describing Obama as a “law enthusiast”. I’m pretty certain there are multiple bars and clubs that only turn a profit because of Gronk.

I’m going to call my friend who threw a party when he got his citizenship and call him an asshole

Kassssssich and Carsssssson

??? I think you’ll need to explain those to me.

Nah, that sounds boring as fuck. I think I’ll keep on being snarky, but thanks for the concern trolling.

I’m hardly defending an anti-vax viewpoint. Everybody should vaccinate their children. I find it mystifying that outright lies about vaccination continue to circulate.

Sorry if we hurt your feelings, but all of it is as tongue-in-cheek and intentionally absurd as the series itself. If that’s not your sense of humor (and it isn’t for everybody) then you don’t have to click.

Which is why nothing was posted today. The series is teasing, certainly, but not malicious.