You get a star for being brave enough to Google that

“Doctor With Blatantly Stated Agenda Claims Science Validates Their Agenda”?

Actually a Ted Cruz quote describing his ideal running mate

The stuff makes a killer Martinez though.

There are different varieties of genever. The “jonge” or unaged stuff is pretty close to gin. Some of the super-malty stuff is solidly in whiskey territory, but tough to find accidentally in the US.

Hot take: I do not give a fuck.

Then pour that garbage down the drain and chug a handle of bourbon

I have three questions:

Yes, but: peas and sesame seeds is not guacamole.

Statistical analysis followed by sick political burn? WHY CAN’T I STAR THIS MORE

Will, would you like some Surly?

What hot sauce? I’m in St Paul.

There are actually those of us who see all of this; we just feel powerless to do anything about it because we’re not ourselves oligarchs, and therefore cannot purchase sufficient influence. It’s a sad state of affairs.

D. All of the above

I put my butt on your copier and it liked it

I will accept this, because the crust is usually the worthless part of the pizza. Might as well turn it into dessert.

NO.

If by “perfect food” you mean “inedible garbage”, then yes.

Come now, there’s no need for such crude, arcane methods when we can anonymously yell at each other over the internet.

This is absolutely the correct reaction.