Okay, seriously: what kind of FUCKING MONSTER puts GRAPE JELLY onto a perfectly innocent pizza? And for those of you who would mention pineapple, you are gross and wrong. Fight me.

I read the name first as “Spam Attacks” and would honestly consider that a better name. “THEY’LL DESTROY YOUR ARTERIES”

Try coriander syrup in the same drink, it’s excellent

It’s not great, but I don’t have a negative reaction to it like that. It’s okay, and the color is nice when used sparingly.

Yeah, but they still translate really well to film.

Totally agree. They’re opposite trajectories really; the Bourne movies got less satisfying as the action got larger and larger, and the MI movies have whittled themselves into increasingly tenser, more satisfying films. Rogue Nation was a great flick. I guess we’ll see how the next Bourne movie shakes out.

A bartender friend who I learned a lot from made a fantastic drink also using beet syrup, as follows:

Seriously this, this forever.

Don’t forget xenophobic and endlessly bloodthirsty

Uh, yeah. Except for the ones who already have the money and give it to them by the sackful.

Former Teen Mom Bristol Palin can get fucked.

Only if we make Mexico pay for it

Coming soon! Ten Gassy Thetans: the follow-up documentary to Going Clear.

What an educational series of posts this has become!

That’s just a different shape of the same thing. I call them loofahs, anyway, but I also don’t own one.

White people call that a loofah.

What the heck is a pouf?

Wait, you’re gonna need to explain the washcloth thing.

Reminds me of that old saw about “lies, damm lies, and statistics”.

So... no orgies unless you hang up a banner reading “ORGIES ARE AWESOME”?