Not to mention that seeing the Seahawks get punched in the dick is fun anytime

I am intrigued to see how “horribly litigious” can be expressed in gif form

Nope

This particular fellow looks for no excuse because trolling. I’m amazed you got an apology out of him.

Nah Bill’s dress sense is less “evil villian” and more “sociopathic homeless man”

Omg I want Belichick to open a haberdashery immediately. It would be filled with bowler hats with half the brim cut off for no apparent reason and flannel suit coats.

TUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRDS!

The Jets were actually worse yesterday, right? Something like 17 penalties, walked back 160ish yards?

Well, possibly in a school system, but not involved in running one.

Kinda surprised that this article isn’t longer. You could probably get a cool 8,000 words out of that headline.

Oh god and it looks incredible. Like, I just stuffed myself to the point of pain with pad thai, and I would find a way to cram in some hot & sour if given the option.

Wait, you mean Tuesday mornings?

As others have pointed out, your understanding of waitstaff earnings is way off, but more fundamentally you’re employing deeply flawed crab bucket logic. Teachers should be paid more too. That has zero bearing on whether waitstaff should be fairly compensated.

The best part of living in Minnesota are the toddlers in Peterson jerseys, because irony truly isn’t dead.

A position doesn’t have to be legally ironclad to be consistent. They can be pro-contraception and anti-discrimination without reference to specific legal arguments. This is called “having principles.”

In order to qualify you also have to certify that you’re not one a’ them queer-mo-sexuals.

You are entirely correct there - I’ve got a bottle nearly empty at home. My currently stocked favorite is a Glenlivet Nadurra 15-year Oloroso finish. Nice rounded sweetness, which makes it really sippable even at barrel proof, but plenty of complexity behind it.

“...even if the food contained small amounts of HIV-infected blood or semen, exposure to the air, heat from cooking, and stomach acid would destroy the virus.”

My favorites are the ones that he cuts off midway down the forearm, because it makes no sense at all. I’m pretty sure he just likes to ruin things because it gives him a boner.

That’s a Bill Belichick special. Watch him on the sidelines - he’s always wearing sweats cut off in places that make no sense, as though he picked out stuff that didn’t really fit him at the local Goodwill. It’s really kinda mesmerizing.