“If all else fails, button-mashing can be a surprisingly viable strategy.”

CLOWN ASS

I went to a show at a local bar last night and marveled at the number of Fidlar posters on the walls.

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We can all hate him together!

Those elements might help, a little, for 3-4 episodes. I mean, it’s totally getting cancelled when they run out of ideas halfway through the season and she starts tattooing other people.

I can’t believe I forgot about these signs, they are the best signs

Can’t decide whether the content or the fact that’s the *full statement* is the sicker burn.

Best synopsis yet

I disagree but only because I am oddly enthused by the tattooed naked bits

I am in favor of Jaime Alexander’s naked, tattooed body. The rest sounds like hot retread garbage.

Strongly reminded of Lo-Fang, not quite sure why!

The muddled cherries would be kind of chunky and unpleasant; filtering them out makes for a nicer drink. Shaking the whole thing in the first place chills it and makes it last longer.

This would be better with gin.

Krakauer is just a great writer in general. Under the Banner of Heaven is very different subject matter but equally spellbinding.

My absurd White Guilt and liberal desire to avoid the appearance of racism tells me I should clarify that I’m about 50% serious here. It’s not like I’ve never seen a black person or anything. Our neighborhood is pretty mixed, and chill overall, but everybody keeps to themselves. I’m just socially awkward and not good…

I’m intrigued by these repeated suggestions that I “just go make friends”. Dude, I don’t know how I wound up with any friends in the first place. And I’m pretty sure it’s super extra racist if I seek out black guys to be friends with just so I can get invited to a cookout.

See also “standard white people backyard BBQ”, at least if you’re friends with one or more hipsters

This sounds a fuckload more fun than the standard white people backyard BBQ.

Yep! Looks like a good time to burn it all down to me.