The problem with your challenge is that nobody wants to see that

Vote for the exciting liar! TRUMP 2016

If you want it to get even more ridiculous, these are the exact people who will turn around and accuse others of being Nazis, dictators and fascists for supporting the right of gay people to get married. It’s fucking insane.

Huckabee pronounces it “druh”

Pretty sure the entire debate could be filed to #whitenonsense, including Carson (aka Cain Redux)

I figured it was Red Green till I remembered he can’t vote here

Hardly the ONLY situation

I made pad thai! We should trade these goods to strengthen the free market economy.

Well, we can put a maximum of July 4th on it, right?

Fuck that, it’s leaning in. I have no regrets based strictly on ease of maintenance.

Remember that these are the same people who call him a “self-made man” with “great business acumen” ignoring the fact that he inherited millions and declared bankruptcy four times.

An article about Trump that doesn’t begin with a mocking metaphor? I FEEL CHEATED

I think my favorite thing about this clip is how the ball appears to explode into a graphic at his feet.

I’d have been happy with that during my serving days as long as you were polite and not terrible. No amount of tipping excuses a shitty customer.

Can’t hurt, though the ratio of the syrup should prevent that unless it’s straight out of the fridge.

Have you ever bought a different brand and decided it’s not that great, though? Cocktails to the rescue.

If you have never seen Parks & Rec you’re done commenting until you spend some quality time on Netflix

Anytime a coach channels The Donald I can’t help but watch in horrified fascination

It’s so much more satisfying to just call the Pats a bunch of fucking cheaters, because they are. I’m willing to believe any accusation against them at this point.

But what will take the place of terrifying animal news? I FEEL ROBBED. Surely we should get a Worst Football Commercial of the week or something.