You said Reverend, right?

Any etiquette column that ends with “fuck ‘em” is OK by me.

The Donald obviously doesn’t follow the NFL season all that closely

The army need not be all male. Sign me up.

Not when you’re willfully employed by a business that serves alcohol, which I am paying to consume alcohol, in a country where it’s legal to consume alcohol.

Wow. So of those, one (Montreal Smoked Meat) sounds like something you’d pay a hooker to do with a moose, and another... potato chips that taste like potatoes?!? NO WAI GTFO WITH YOUR BOLDNESS LAY’S

Oh! So our prayers that the couples she discriminated against would get the marriage licenses that they’re legally entitled to worked!

I would imagine that turning out something like the Chapelle’s Show episode with Wayne Brady.

Whichever one is spicier

Superb deep cut +1

Long-form sentence of the day +1

Probably the exact thought wandering through his head at that moment +1

It’s depressing that even this mild, self-inflicted punishment is so cathartic. I’m glad she made an ass of herself, but in my ideal world another customer would have upended a gallon jug of salsa over her head and explained to her kids that they should never emulate their mother.

Though unfortunately, if she railed against it without acknowledging being a former beneficiary, everyone would jump down her throat. There’s kind of a weird, pathological hatred of Anne Hathaway that I really don’t grok.

Man where’s the mic drop

Presidential candidate and laughable caricature of your racist, broke, spray-tanned uncle from Jersey who catcalls tween girls Donald Trump...

+1 for cool grandpa

Well, his warped views begin to make some sense. The King James translation is pretty tough for people with a third-grade reading level.

Is there a term for ironic application of Pinkham’s law?

This could work if only because I doubt she understands how exponents operate