Well big gubmint simply can’t work well dontchaknow /s

Any easy, reliable ways to find or identify pork that wasn’t produced with antibiotics and additives?

+1 for “more Jewy sensibility”

GOD if only

Or don’t muddle beforehand. Slice a double portion of mango, pour the liquid ingredients over it for a minute, then let it get beat up in the shaker.

You can always make delicious house sodas with the leftover syrup...

Speak for yourself, I’d drink the shit out of that

Depends on your movements. Some days a bowl of gravy is more appropriate.

I so hope that he also bills you for the cab ride over when he shows up to collect.

Did you actually read the post while writing it? Or is it like some weird trance-y automatic writing business?

Even though it’s not technically legal, you could probably throw a rock and hit somebody with a medical card who’d be willing to share. The CA system is a joke.

Not given the fact that when you’re not in the Rock Hall, you have to be in Ohio.

Can we really describe any episode of Sesame Street as “a single thing”, though? This means fewer bits and sketches, which is a shame, but it isn’t exactly a harbinger of childrens’ declining attention spans or anything.

You don’t? You’ve seen his record on civil rights issues, right? The crowning achievement of his presidency to date was originally a Republican plan to fix our healthcare system.

Came here to make this joke - found its Platonic ideal already here

Still can’t beat Highlander. You might recall a Belgian playing a Scotsman, and a Scotsman playing a Spaniard.

tl;dr: “BLAME TED!”

GOP candidates are the new WWE wrestlers

For every reference to birth certificates, global warming, or Sharia law, take a drink.

A bottle of Fireball for Xmas? Deserves three groin shots followed by the wood chipper.