Gossip about planets clearly belongs in the Dirt Ball feature!

People have other interests besides my own? LIES AND NONSENSE.

I am a man. This comment is 100% correct. If they made a fetus feed on my body I’d be like “LOL WUT NO”

Man, forget the name. The food at Cracker Barrel is what should really offend us all.

Drink heavily and yell at the sky.

Came for the video, stayed for the comments.

I wouldn’t know about Coors but my research has found that drinking whiskey through a straw makes you not care

SO TRUTH

Kind of a rarity on these here Internets, no?

I am a Twin Cities resident. I can confidently state that this bear was protesting the shitty, horrible state of the objectively awful Minnesota Zoo. We should all support his cause.

God damn. I came here because my beer snob hackles were up and I was ready to get all huffy. But you actually offer some highly practical reasons and now I just feel like a dick.

Whut

Um. Isn’t “fear of inundation” a “racial animus”? Like, 2 black people are okay, but 20 must be a gang or something. What a twat.

“Today, Fox News provided us with one of those moments.”

“The Committee for the Installation of Limberbutt”

He’s totally worth a shot. Shitty sitcoms can make anybody look unfunny. I believe his “New In Town” special is still on Netflix.

I deliberately avoided Mulaney’s show; even the promos made it look terrible. Hope he’ll get back to standup soon.

Right, and one of his own bits was about how terrible the sketches he wrote for SNL were. Can’t blame him for trying but I’m not expecting much from the show.

I can definitely see Buress having the opposite problem. There are about a million dry jabs delivered in each of his routines but not much in the way of the setup that’s sorely needed in good sketch comedy.

I wish I could give this a million fucking stars.