That assumes that sociopaths have a definition of “good” that doesn’t equate to “what is good for me and my interests”. But they don’t. That’s one of their defining characteristics.

This is nothing but a list of my father-in-law’s hobbies.

At least he’s not Gronkowski, the literal embodiment of your frat’s shitty anthem drunkenly belted out at 3 AM.

Drew announced Your Team Sucks yesterday, so now the climate changes from jovial to vaguely contemptuous. NFL preseason is coming.

Dude, have you ever seen those old foppish wigs? FABULOUS.

Jesus won’t sleep with me either :(

He’s too white to be the real Jesus.

It is a bit ridiculous though; reminds me of the effort in Thank You for Smoking to remove cigarette smoking from old movies. There’s no reason for anybody to fly the Confederate flag (or watch Dukes of Hazzard, come to think of it) but I think we have to call out overreaction when we see it.

Especially since Wisconsin selfishly keeps all the New Glarus for themselves. Jerks.

Dave Arnold (who I trust in these matters) has done experiments with a temperature probe embedded in a shaker. After about 10 seconds, the additional chilling is marginal at best. It also doesn’t particularly matter how hard you shake, so long as everything rattles from one end of the shaker to the other. The only…

Not a food story, but related:

The only word I can take issue with is “pineapple”

That’s all in public. We get drunk privately up here, but we get damn drunk indeed.

Got it in one

Dear Wisconsin,

I have to disagree because I make my guacamole in Minnesota. But at least I don’t put peas or sunflower seeds in it like some kind of animal.

Of course, if you do want to put peas in your guacamole, you’re a terrorist.

I love my country, but we are all of us completely insane.

YOU ARE ALL NICE PEOPLE AND NOT DICKS AT ALL, REALLY.

Fuck me, I’ve never seen this and it sounds AWESOME. Queued up for the long weekend!