Kinja gotta kinj...ya.

I can’t get to it either, but my imagination is doing a bang-up job filling in the gaps.

How nice it would be if all of our illegal snooping took place within our own borders!

I think there’s some pretty serious seasonal variation, too. Last year’s was awful, but I don’t mind this year’s release. It’s decent if not outstanding.

I tried. But I got as far as #3 and now my eyes won’t uncross.

Too meta, can’t read.

It does not matter where you found the carton of eggnog. It is a carton of eggnog, and therefore suitable to be consumed only by sociopaths and the terminally stupid. This is a Science Fact.

Still screaming in horror at those last two oh god jesus no whyyyy

This is actually a pretty damn good point. It’s a very Spanish Inquisition model of investigation, isn’t it?

Damn, credit to the drivers who barely swerved in the lanes and maintained speed with a bus actively exploding just feet away. I would have shit my pants and caused a 90-car pileup. How often does this happen in MA?

I meant the players on the opposing team. Don’t give half a shit about the Pats.

He appears to be stoned out of his mind in that 4th pic. Which I guess would explain a lot.

Problem is that would punish the other players too. Maybe they can make him play without a helmet for the rest of the season.

Aww, Brady’s handlers can’t even touch his balls anymore.

I’m pretty sure it’s a crime to plate something with a glop of pure mayo. At least hide it under your fish cake to hold the thing in place. Otherwise that actually looks quite appetizing.

Sincere trolls are the worst ones to feed.

When I was six months old, my mother was bathing me in the sink and dropped me onto the tile floor, fracturing my little baby skull. To this day it’s the only bone I’ve ever broken.

Can’t have coffee?!?

If my experience is anything to go by, it’s that a lot of early bible education for Catholics shies away from that sort of literal interpretation these days. I’m sure there are plenty of die-hard dogmatics out there, but the church seems to be moderating. Just look at the current Pope!

Fucking masterful. Can we have weekly rebuttals of Brooks’ columns, please?