goes to show you how crazy people are crazy!

YES PLEASE HELP, CAN’T FIGURE OUT HOW TO AIM

I feel like there’s a shitty wine joke here but I can’t be bothered to write it.

Pro tip: go to your neighbor’s yard. You don’t even need to bring a bag!

Indeed. This is among the odder celebrity endorsements in recent memory.

Definitely great for Rosario. I’m kinda blown away that this has happened 28 times before though! That seem high to anyone else?

Yeah, but why the hell were ALL of them recording? Appoint one person and share the result, so that the rest of you can have a beer and not experience the moment through a tiny screen.

Oh man, whoever approved this thing is gonna get the shit kicked out of them.

It sounds like you have the Best Parrot.

A couple drops of salt (or, like 3 grains of kosher salt) is a surprising addition to almost any drink with citrus. You really don’t even taste it, it just kinda... brings everything into balance. Really neat trick.

Lemon oil: yes.

Adding “Weaponized by Shitheads” to my running list of Awesome Potential Band Names. Well done, have a star.

Stop it. I giggle every time I read the words “deflated balls”.

Given the spelling of “know” here, I’m... really not sure whether this is a joke?

I noticed this too... is it just me, or does it look like she also used a coupon of some kind?

I prefer all the wacky retconning in the Book of Mormon, though.

Also disastrous when you’re already down two games in the series.

Thank you for skipping the god-dammed rim. I’ve had a visceral hatred of Sidecars since one pompous ass sent his back TWICE because the sugared rim wasn’t up to his inane standards. Properly made this is a solid drink that doesn’t need any stupid, messy embellishment.

An everyman functional alcoholic? No drunken Johnny Football showboating for Crawford.

I wouldn’t call their performance total garbage, but... Sloppy? Lackluster? Totally outclassed? Yes to all. By the 3rd period it was like they weren’t even trying even during a power play and empty net.