Maybe wait for the hot takes until the coverage of his sentencing? I hope we’ll see some thoughtful analysis of the case and the arguments for and against the death penalty at that time. I see nothing questionable about Deadspin’s reporting on the trial process to date.

Albert, you are the best. That is all.

Better than the hit is McGehee's bumbling attempt and utter failure grab a slow moving ball THREE TIMES.

It's oddly... sensual. Get that earwax, aw yeah.

This is the travesty that is a Wisconsin-style old-fashioned, man. Nobody in the Midwest knows how to put booze in a glass without the fruit bullshit.

I cannot fucking wait to see what happens when mayo is the very first secret ingredient. Also for the exit interview after getting chopped where he shakes his fist at the sky and screams “ALBERRRRT!!!”

Now we wait for that second picture to pop up in a Tea Party attack ad, along with some nonsense about Obama training bees to attack children. I wish I were joking

Just knowing that Dr. Oz is busily hyping this bullshit is making me reconsider ever making stock again. Unless I can sell it at 3000% markup, of course.

Entertainment value aside, this is a great illustration of how their stance is practically meaningless. They won't cater to an event that they will never be asked to cater to. Essentially they've just nationally declared that they think gay people are icky and they're pleased that they can legally discriminate. How…

I would go only if the ENTIRE wedding was pizza-themed. The entire wedding party has to wear delivery drivers' outfits. The couple puts toppings on a pizza together instead of some stupid sand gimmick. The reception is held at Chuck E Cheese (assuming you can bring in beer, obviously).

Thank you for the nightmares.

Nah, hardly. There's some hand-waving here about adjusting for taste, that just goes double for a Martini. It's easier to remember these two as mirror-universe clones of each other.

For other drinks, how about a classic Martini, since it's basically the exact same thing from a structure and assembly standpoint. (Vodka martini heathens and idiots who are scared of vermouth need not apply. Let us not even speak of people who, like their cocktail of choice, are "dirty" and awful to serve.)

#flavorfowl sounds like a failed KFC social marketing ploy.

Great Lakes Dortmunder Gold, Ommegang 3 Philosophers, Delirium Tremens.

Now that's some Browns-level class right there.

Quite the HOT TAKE here, Albert. Looks cool to me. Go Science for tackling the big problems, amirite?

Adequate Man has shown a really wide variation in quality between pieces. The last article was really good. Then we get this.

Preach it, man. Sometimes boners are just a hassle. Sometimes your back hurts. It's not a slight, it's a god-dammed workaround.

Try spiking a locally-produced blanc de blancs with rat poison, then walk into your precious ocean. (This may be a mixture of whiskey and jealousy talking.)