You should never ask “do I need an F-4 Phantom?”, you should only ask “how many F-4 Phantoms do I need?”

Gamers: “Wah, game devs don’t take risks”

Especially because it's upside down.

Jeez, everybody from the Pope to The Santa Clause is weighing in on the election. This happens every presidential election, right? And I just forget that it happens? You know what else I had forgotten? That Tim Allen even existed outside of that Christmas movie.

I suddenly want more arms. I could go from IT Tech to IT Techpriest!

Which I seem to remember are far, far more common than people think (in the low single % digits), it’s just many are essentially asymptomatic.

One room for boys! One room for girls! Intersex people get to shit in a cupboard!

The term, biological sex, as used in this Act, means the physical condition of being male or female as determined by a person’s chromosomes and anatomy as identified at birth.

Wow. That’s some chutzpah.

Well, the Belgians have a long history of efficiently slaughtering black people, so I guess their guns have an earned reputation in certain circles.

Oh a much much lower scale, it reminds me of the time I received an invoice (at work) for 23 cents from a vendor. Twenty. Three. Cents. They spent 48 cents mailing me a 23 cent invoice.

I’m also expecting he will receive a bill for said US Marshall theater and court costs...exacerbating his debt. :(

Throw in the Helicarrier while you’re at it.

If I were the only human on a space station, I’d want a discreet job. I assume it’s already a discrete job, unless it involves joining a hive mind.

Ok, it wasn’t mentioned at all on the other article either, but was it just me and my sister who seriously couldn’t hear anything? I wouldn’t know if she repeatedly said “negro” or not, because I couldn’t hear a damn word anyone was singing.

Nonsense. If she had one or two food products I had never heard of, then I would look them up and learn. But someone whose entire daily diet consists of ‘stuff no one has heard of’ served in copper cups is trying hard to compose a diet solely of things no one has ever heard of. And that’s pretty mockable. I honestly…

Did she confuse a cook book with a spell book? None of these things sound like real things.

can’t wait until someone tells her that she, too, will die like everyone else

That was my thought as well at first until I read the rest of the sentence: