Nonsense. If she had one or two food products I had never heard of, then I would look them up and learn. But someone whose entire daily diet consists of ‘stuff no one has heard of’ served in copper cups is trying hard to compose a diet solely of things no one has ever heard of. And that’s pretty mockable. I honestly…

Did she confuse a cook book with a spell book? None of these things sound like real things.

can’t wait until someone tells her that she, too, will die like everyone else

Scoob, what does the scouter say about his power level?!

One more that is for the more insane out there.

at least the GOP is consistent.

What’s kind of amazing to me is that she said ALL of that in only 6 sentences. It’s so many words that people probably thought she had actually said something. Future civilizations can look to this to illustrate the concept of “Word Salad”.

And I wonder what would be the best way for veterans to get the health care they need? BY THE VERY REFORMS THAT REPUBLICANS HAVE BEEN FIGHTING FOR FUCKING DECADES!

Sarah, the only ways the troops aren’t being supported are the ways that actually matter - healthcare, rehabilitation (physically, mentally, emotionally), resources for a successful integration back into society...

Lot of people on the GOP side who climbed a ladder to get where they are, and want to get elected so they can pull it up behind them.

Terrified of this ...

“’I can’t tell you that you can play the whole game without violence – that’s not necessarily a goal of ours,’ Howard told The Guardian.”

Then you didn’t intend to make a Fallout game.

I hear the heir to the throne is a former vagrant and thief who used lies and manipulation to marry his way into royalty. This man’s only friends are a monkey and a rug- a genetically-modified, sentient rug. His record of harassing and assaulting law enforcement is lengthy, and he’s been known to visit brothels.

He’s going to make the smoldering ruins of Agrabah great again.

Did you “notice” the neons the morning after a dose of Ambien?

“I do wrinkle my nose at thee, Sir.”

Future crash safety ratings will be measured in hurts-donuts.

“Respect for stay-at-home mothers has been poisoned by a toxic combination of the village elders’ war on the traditional family and radical feminism’s misogynistic crusade to make working outside the home the only marker of social value and self-respect.’’

So much womanhood!

Maybe you had an extra ovary! IDK I have two uteruses and two cervixes so it doesn’t seem too weird to me. I am a bizarre freak of nature myself.