Her writing is full of imagery but seriously needs some workshopping. On the other hand, making your reader nauseous with hundreds of vague metaphors is definitely a skill so I don't know how to feel about this.

To hold it down and keep it from squirming in the oven. Obvs.

We have a six flags in atlanta, does that help?

In Massachusetts, we spend a long time on our history too. But that's because we basically invented America. *flips hair*

A 4th Century Roman cook book includes a recipe for a baked patty of ground meat served on bread. But it's well known how St. Louis basically invented Rome, so I think that still counts for them.

"If it happened at our fair, we get credit for it"

SUR is the backdrop for the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills spinoff, Vanderpump Rules, which follows a group of young people with various mental health issues and social skill deficits as they pretend to work in a restaurant.

This reaffirms my belief that old white men do not fucking understand the concept of personal space.

I am not otherwise OCD but when I buy Froot Loops (not very often) I have to make sure I have one and only one of each color/flavor on every spoonful. I will go to great lengths to make this happen. Also, I feel like it's cheating if I use any method to get the colors/flavors on my spoon besides just my spoon. It's a…

One of my cats melts like jello in a sack on a hot day when you hold him. When I'm alone, I dance with him because he lets me. He purrs like crazy and oozes about in my arms while the other pets look on like we're both nuts, but this cat is the perfect dance partner. He never minds if I miss the steps, and he's…

I'm recently divorced and living alone for the first time ever. It's AMAZING. My ex husband was super critical and I am experiencing freedom like I've never known.

"Because I need your money." Then continue to look at them wide-eyed. But I mean completely wide-eyed O_O

Honesty is the best policy. Unless you want a job.

Did someone say "hammered by heavy seas"?

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It's this game that makes me upset I don't have a PS4. A twin stick shooter that reminds you of Starship Troopers? Would I like to know more?

Wow... $60,000+ for a truck?!?!?

I figured you'd be all like this about it:

Tangential conservative makeup story:

Emotional intelligence. Being able to communicate exactly how I feel instead of sticking my head in the sand.