And a new vet.

Clearly hadn't used up all 9 lives. Hang in there Bart!

Since we can't misgender a store, let's all start calling them Sears Fifth Avenue, see how they feel about that.

You buried the lede Jia! So I put slices of raw eggplant with jarred tomato sauce and mozzarella!

My balls fit in a guy's mouth on the regular. They don't need that much room.

If the employee did not want to wear the bikini on TV and couldn't opt for the t-shirt, why fire her? Just let her go home for the day or don't film her. Firing her is just being an extra big, gaping asshole for the fun of being an extra big, gaping asshole. And I can totally understand her not wanting to be…

I'm going to open a testeraunt.

Brilliant. Now, how do we get them to read/recognize themselves? And dudes, nothings is more repulsive than waving your fiscal dick around. Any woman who cares, you do not want.

Yeah, I'm inclined to give him a pass on that one for the reasons you stated, but the "expecting a show" part of it undermines my good will.

On that note, is it realistic that the place he supposedly went to served alcohol? I thought most of those things were sober.

There was stiff competition to win the commission to design the sculpture, and once the lucky artist was chosen he didn't dick around, but got right to the thick of it.

We call the whole process "sharking" due to the similarity between car antennas moving along the rows and dorsal fins.

or just drive the speed limit

a mutually faithful monogamous relationship in context of marriage is the expected standard of human sexual activity,

How do I know how much paper I need for this? Is there some way to measure how much paper should be cut from the roll based on package size?

yep, no idea what this game is

Kim with his vintage fighter squadron be like

This is quite possibly the best and most useful Lifehacker post of all time.