There was stiff competition to win the commission to design the sculpture, and once the lucky artist was chosen he didn't dick around, but got right to the thick of it.

We call the whole process "sharking" due to the similarity between car antennas moving along the rows and dorsal fins.

or just drive the speed limit

a mutually faithful monogamous relationship in context of marriage is the expected standard of human sexual activity,

How do I know how much paper I need for this? Is there some way to measure how much paper should be cut from the roll based on package size?

And that's how I learned how to give blowjobs.

yep, no idea what this game is

Kim with his vintage fighter squadron be like

People seem to be giving you shit for pointing out a new movie example, so how about an original movie example? Han Solo uses the a lightsaber to cut open the Tauntaun in Empire.

I'd assume he's gonna capture me and sell me to Jabba the Hutt for a large bounty.

I can balance a champagne bottle on my breasts. You may now heap gold-pressed latinum at my feet.

Where should I go instead?

Great. And all those years of making excuses as to why my hamsters and gerbils didn't work—why I was always the one putting money in their college funds—and it turns out they could have been working the whole time. Earning money for themselves! Pulling themselves up by their own tiny bootstraps!

I put on my "don't rape me face" today and had ten men tell me to smile.

Okay, that's it. I'm heading down to the lab right now to cut out a tyvek® speedo to go with my yellow crocks, rubber vest, and rubber opera gloves.

"In fully adjusted models..."

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