It's pretty much guaranteed that he woke up with an odd accent caused by a condition called Foreign Accent Syndrome.

They already paid $125 for a "better" seat that turned out to have hard sides, meaning they couldn't used the extra space anyway.

I wish my mom could take this principle to heart. It's absolutely impossible for her to admit a mistake. She constantly defends why her decision was reasonable with the information she had. It's a festering problem in my parents' relationship and she's totally blind to it.

It's not the speed guide, speed hint, or speed suggestion. Speed limit. As in "upper bound". Here in NC, the speed "limit" is the minimum you're expected to go, even in the rain, hauling a trailer, unfamiliar with the road, whatever. I'm sick of it.

For the novice and the advanced student alike, cleansing is basis for elimination of every kind of disease. The purpose of this book is to simplify the cause and the correction of all disorders, regardless of the name or names. As we eliminate and correct one disease, we correct them all, for every disease is…

Why so many winter hats? Is the room kept cold to simulate high altitudes or is it just not heated?

A pink half-track full of surfboards! Awesome!

Hauling a chinook? Nice one-up on the U.S. there. I'm trying to figure out what kind of vehicle in is the bottom picture.

A while back I started a medication that causes increased sweating. Combined with my very active job, my wallet was regularly drenched and often smelled mildew-y. Yuck. Now I use an Alaska Bear aluminum wallet. It's roomy, but still slim enough to be comfortable. Now my bills and documents stay dry.

I used one for about six months. The aluminum shell got fairly dented and scratched. Now I use a similar Alaska Bear wallet that is a bit wider so it holds more. Make sure to look for the extra large version so bills will fit into it.

Not even growing six inches saved you? That was a *very* unfortunately placed handrail.

All the numbers I've seen have shown that the exposed part of the clitoris has more than twice the nerve endings of the penis. I don't remember seeing any numbers for the scrotum, but don't count the clitoris out.

The Hellfire missile the AF will be purchasing in 2015 will cost about $130,000 each. That kills one vehicle. Wikipedia lists the A-10's ammo capacity as 1350 rounds. Using the figure Mike_Smith found, that's a cost of $17500 per sortie. According to Wikipedia, they can fire a one or two second burst at 3900 RPM…

Since I wrecked my car, I've been taking a 1/2 mile walk to the bus stop, plus another 1/2 mile walk from the bus to work. Downtown construction has bumped the second distance to 3/4 of a mile. I believe the weight loss.

When I visited, it had a Halloween candy ad in that spot.

Find parties you weren't invited to!

Love that halberd. Polearms always make for sexy costumes.

Did they get matching wigs for all the models? Those pockets are big enough to get lost in. Don't need a purse, I've got gigantic pockets, thanks.

The NFL revisited the punishment for the previous player sanction for domestic violence (his name escapes me). The coverage was ridiculous. "Do you think the NFL had to revisit this because of the outcry from female fans?" I guess I'm naive to think they'd they'd have any kind of moral standards they base their…

The right to take bathroom breaks during work is surprisingly murky.