"It's not going to make you pee your pants in shear terror[...]"

Any mention of the self-selection bias present in a study on people who are subscribers to a website for people who are non-monogamous?

Vulva artist.

Has her head detached?

I'm picturing a tiny terms-of-use engraving on the watch.

I've known there was a better way to sit at a computer, but how can I get my employer to buy a new desk? I'm sitting at one that's probably original to the building, which would mean 1972.

Toothless eating ice cream!

"Hey, girl, do you like the taste of Garlic in your pasta?"

"Then research the contractors, Trane will be the most expensive but also the very best. No I am not associated with Trane in any way. I just have many years experience in fixing this stuff."