Apparently this was an actual campaign event? If Trump wants to piss his war chest away on poorly spelled, chaotically designed (look at those fonts!), shoddily made t-shirts for lonely suburban weirdos who decided going to a bar crawl wasn’t quite racist enough for their sensibilities, I say let ‘im. Although I do…

Trumpkins make it far too easy to take the piss. Good Witchs [sic]? Lost your iron-on V? Really?

I had to look up what hotboxing is. That is seriously obnoxious, as is the other described behaviors. Good riddance to bad rubbish. 

Oh cod, things have gotten fishier and fishier in here, no lyeing about that! 

This guy needs to be pushed out of a plane; the weed can stay.

I haven’t been around much, but is everything just completely falling apart around here? Seems like such a goddamn shame, I really enjoyed reading Jezebel, Splinter, and Deadspin when I had the chance. I wasn’t a daily commentator by any means but I’m going to miss this place. I was late to Gawker, but its last couple…

Samer left, too.

That guy is such a herb.

Apologies for the error: it was actually Samer, not Gabe, who said he yeeted himself from Deadspin.

While bitching about the millions of dollars he pays to New York in taxes (that he declared himself “smart” for not paying and the returns of which he has not released so we cannot confirm) Trump has officially changed his primary residence from New York to Florida

With Kanye and Kim as parents, this poor kid doesnt stand a chance.

That top picture reminds me that my most recent housemate believed that little girls who wear fake cat ears, and the parents who let them do it, are in a covenant with Satan.

Is kinja down on barfbag?

Yup, every writer and editor has quit. The only person who hasn’t stated so publicly — to my knowledge — is Dave McKenna, and that’s probably because he’s the only one who is not on twitter. I think it’s safe to say he quit too.

Also, in a surprise to absolutely nobody, Trump continues to commit crime.  This time possibly Felony Bribery

Also try herb@spanfellergroup.com, that might work, too.

I’d so hoped this was Andrew Lawrence of the Lawrence brothers.

Wait, was Hunter Biden’s dad president?

Are they trying to hide comments here? I had to get to this via the author’s profile page.

jim@spanfellergroup.com