Living in Tahiti < Being the Laughing Stock of Tahiti

A good portion of that $2000/mo goes towards the freakin’ lightbulb bill... Jeez:

Edin-bru pronounced like Irn Bru? because I’m pretty sure they were expecting a rolled r in there somewhere... again could just be them havin’ fun with the Yanks..

I concur — when I tried it I likened it to a very large hush puppy stuffed with spicy meat of some sort.. it was great — especially with some of that good-times HP sauce...

Fun question for you then: I have some newly-discovered Scottish cousins who my brother and I flew out to meet a few years ago — the whole lot of them live in Edinburgh, and so there were lots of laughs over how we pronounced Edinburgh and Glasgow — though we were told that people in Glasgow pronounce Glasgow like…

Bonus: You get to hang with John Stossel all day..

Not to mention that most cop cars have GPS. But, of course, in the 3.5 seconds she had in thinking stealing the cop car would be an effective getaway, there clearly wasn’t enough time to fully weigh her options ;)

Gary Gulman had a brilliant bit about buildings that were former Blockbusters; every time I see the shuttered one near my house (with the dirty silhouette of the old Blockbuster logo stained into the building’s stucco) I think of this bit, it’s genius:

For what it’s worth, the statute of limitations for civil suits in Texas is four years. Any Blockbusters who want their day in court from unreturned rentals 2012 and prior can go fuck themselves with a Rewind Button...

Andrew Miller, a Yankee reliever who no longer uses smokeless tobacco, pointed out: “It’s a completely legal substance. It’s available to purchase at any 7-Eleven.”

So, basically, there was a point in time where Olbermann was actually attracted to the idea of living in a tacky brass-bedecked building awash with cubic zirconium chandeliers and the very very tremendously aristocratic Trump family crest mosaics in the elevator lobbies...

Here’s my one fun and completely random observation about Full House (never thought I’d type that phrase in all my days —
here goes) :

If the lobby of Trump Tower is any indication, I want to say they used leftover brass trim to plate everything on this plane. All that shit has to be brass, I mean, at $1600/oz (2011 prices) is he really going to trust someone at a foundry with a yuuge lump of gold worth tens of thousands of dollars to forge into a…

I just happen to have killed off an entire bag an hour ago myself, and I will tell you, they are fucking great; my one complaint is that they made my fingers quite greasy... (but probably just as much as regular potato chips would have...) .. 8/10, would bang again.

So, basically, “How much is a ‘98 Toyota Tercel?”

Ding Dang Call-Your-Momma-The-House-is-on-Fire Mean Keen Green Beans with Cherry Fuck-You Sauce for Dippin’™

And on the WTA, there’s Maria Sharpei-rova, Agnieszka Radwagska, and of course, Anastasia Pavlov-chenkova...

When passengers see a flight attendant put their exasperation on display, it plants the seed to other passengers watching that whatever the holdup is, it’s unwarranted. I was struggling to quickly pack in something to the overhead bin while ushering my then-3-year-old out of the way of people in the aisle when this…

Not sure if this counts as getting into character, but when I play Q*Bert I have been found to loudly voice expletives.

#DepartureGate #CheckedBaggazi