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Yes. “I have a black friend, so therefore... [insert tone-deaf culturally insensitive remark]”

Barry — it was just revealed yesterday that Kroenke was the purchaser of this insanely huge parcel of Texas ranchland that was listed for $725,000,000 and covers six counties — and it happens to be 150 miles northwest of Arlington.

Hah, well... what I can say about our stay at the Waldorf — imagine 14 people ranging from late teen to early 20s, decent mix of guys and girls, all of whom share a common interest in ... recreational drugs... from around the country, staying at the Waldorf (on the same night Mariah Carey was staying at the hotel for

Incidentally, one of my clients is/was the #1 ranked bridge player in the world (and happens to employ several people who are globally high-ranking bridge players that he’s known throughout the years) and is still constantly going to international tournaments in very far-away places for very long periods of time; and

You bring up IRC — my god, if Dateline only knew about the shit that went on there back in the late 90s, Chris Hansen would have gotten a jumpstart on his career (well, Stone Phillips, I guess?) — I mean, I was part of a channel whose name was indicative of the participants’ affinity for drugs, and we would regularly

The reason he didn’t have to play too hard was because it was Murray. Despite my Scottish pride, I freakin’ hate Murray — he always lets his little pissy temper get the best of him and is so easily distracted by it. Murray will never win another major as long as Djoko is in the tournament.

Yes. Specifically, how the hell they got this shot:

(Incidentally, convenience store slots in Vegas are still heavily regulated under the Nevada Gaming Commission :D) But, yeah, I’ve seen lines for 250-level tournaments that I’ve watched on live streams from very obscure countries — the courts have little high school-grade metal bleachers and like 10 people in

#NadalTennisPlayers...

Yeah, and plus, if you ever watch live streams of obscure 250-level tournaments, you’d laugh at the “stadiums” they play in — There was one in Azerbaijan last year where it looked like it was held at my high school tennis courts — all the courts next to each other, little 3-row metal bleachers... It’s as if someone in

As someone who has spent a great deal of time studying tennis lines, I will say that I have always marveled at some of the propositions that player could absolutely single-handily will to happen without any collusion between the players or drawing any suspicion; for example, I’ve seen props where you can bet on who

“Because our Islamic values align with the Republicans. Islamically, we believe in things that the Republican party stands for.”

This is not true. Your estate would still be eligible to collect the winnings. Things only get complicated if you don’t have a will (provided that you’re also dumb enough to not have a will after winning the lottery!) but even in that case, the state doesn’t get to just absorb the remainder.

Ah, Manziel. The poor man’s Tim Tebow...

Everyone’s lives could always use 12,000 hours more of Fan Duel and Draft King commercials...

Whadda buncha misguided Utes...

...but became distracted when it was rumored a mystical floating sky goblin told a 10 year old about some gold in the foothills of the Alps...

Most casinos prohibit photos in the gaming area and dealers will usually freak the fuck out when any player at a table so much as gets out their phone to check the time... so I can understand why there might not be any shots of him playing blackjack; but the restaurants are fair game.

“Number of players, zero..”

I don’t know if Publix is exclusive to Florida (as that’s the only place I’ve ever seen one) but I do know that they are the closest store to me that carries the illustrious Entenmann’s Raspberry Danish Twist, so until Amazon gets their shit together, if traveling 1000 miles is what it takes to acquire one of these