Most casinos prohibit photos in the gaming area and dealers will usually freak the fuck out when any player at a table so much as gets out their phone to check the time... so I can understand why there might not be any shots of him playing blackjack; but the restaurants are fair game.

“Number of players, zero..”

I don’t know if Publix is exclusive to Florida (as that’s the only place I’ve ever seen one) but I do know that they are the closest store to me that carries the illustrious Entenmann’s Raspberry Danish Twist, so until Amazon gets their shit together, if traveling 1000 miles is what it takes to acquire one of these…

Well, here in DFW, you go to a Cowboys game just to see the big ol’ screen. If you look around, everyone is staring upwards, nobody pays attention to the field itself.

When I was a kid I didn’t understand why all of a sudden he was wearing those goggles during that scene — I get it now, though ;)

Doublins...

Yeah, that episode must’ve either been some sort of weird bar bet he lost, or he was trying to impress his daughter who likely idolizes that moron girl... I mean, look at the lineup he’s had on that show — comedy, television and film legends, mostly the A-list of A-list comedians — and then that horrible lump of shit…

Ah, so that’s her name.. Yes, that’s who I was referring to; that episode was bewilderingly stupid...

Just listened to Winter Wonderland, and holy crap. He’s just really wobbly and out of tune throughout the entire song. If Randy Jackson heard this, he’d retire using the word “Pitchy” and drop the mic. It’s insanely bad:

Yeah, “Reb” is vaguely similar, though I’m sure during the “planning stages” (Can only imagine those meetings...) they must’ve discussed steering clear of him having red hair and totin’ two holstered guns for that very reason. (Plus I never had the impression Reb guy had an affinity for chasing varmints, but you never…

I really did enjoy watching that show (the episodes with each of his former Seinfeld castmates were all gems) until one of the more recent episodes featured Jerry and the guest (I want to say it was Steve Harvey?) sittin’ around bonding about how most people totally don’t get things that them two insiders get, with…

Because his jokes are just a little too cold, yet not cold enough, a little too hot, yet a little warm in the center...

UNLV alumnus here... I always thought the mascot was random and nonsensical for a place like modern-day freaking Las Vegas, so I wasn’t a huge fan, but I will say during the time that I went there (early 90s) I never really saw any over-reaching pride in Rebel-related shit among the student body that you’d see on…

That Mauritania, such a sinking ship...

Betcha Jerry Jones is thinkin’ long and hard about getting him some Manziel... “Who gives a shit what he does off the field, can he throw the footbawww?”

“People are so complicated. It’s never one thing or the other. It’s always a mixture of both things...

Jack’s reaction...

Yeah, then him and Hardy can hang out... y’know, go ice skating at the Galleria, etc..

...and easily charmed... if you call it that...

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