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You had one hijab, Megyn...

My favorite bit of his was when he was in Turkey or Greece (this was long ago, “A Cook’s Tour”-era) and he was getting flogged on the back with a tree branch as part of some sort of traditional massage, he acted like he was being tortured into confessing and kept yelling “Ok, ok, Rachael Ray is a good cook!” That was

Ah... thanks for sharing. I will say this: Mirena didn’t fare well for us personally, but the moment my wife had hers removed, good times came a-flowin’ back almost immediately. (You should see the ridiculous stuff this quack OBGYN recommended, never once suggesting that Mirena might actually be the cause...)

If you don’t mind sharing, just curious to know what steps you took in correcting your reaction to hormones. Do you mean chemically, mentally, physically, or a combination of the three?

“...And for that reason, I’m out...

They need to do way instain Queen Mother... who kill their babbys.

...and wish her only the best in the future.”

In the most menacing yet calm no nonsense voice I could muster” ..[I proceeded to describe how I would shove the phone down his fucking throat...]

Degenerate gambler here — whose only option to wager on anything at 10am is Scandinavian team handball — to chime in with an “I second that” (and “I’ll take 5:2 odds on your noontime hangover”)

That building..
Was GameDay held in Soviet-Era Serbia or something?

Man Gushues Blood Causing Blood Curling Screams

...soooo.. if there was suddenly breaking news of a plane crash or mall shooting, would he keep that shit on and run over to the desk to go into news mode? ...Or is BriWi on standby for times when the Morning Giggle Krew are all cavorting about in costume?

“...but I did Boy Scouts for 20 years”

The only thing more stereotypically Russian..

So what song would Israel have to sing if the Dodgers won..?

Weeel, it’s also possible it couldda been a smartphone held up to a store mic...

What happened was, we got to the pull-down menu for Nissan, and there it was: an available selection for “SKYLINE.” In other words: I am not the first idiot who has attempted to sell a Nissan Skyline to CarMax.

Five words: Going to the Sun Road.

[Dallas-area resident keeping his mouth shut, going to the concession stand for more popcorn...]

It’s weird, the house itself looks like a mall from the 1980s..