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K.. I set up a burner gmail for the purposes of continuing this conversation privately ;[] ... hit up lobstrburner@gmail.com and we’ll talk ol’ times...

Ah, yes it’s coming back to me. Did we often have intellectual chats about Middle Eastern cuisine, and you perhaps went by a five-letter nick starting with O? :[]

Ah, yes. Good times indeed. Was that the only time we oox’t? You still in the DFW area?

Imagine being so wrapped-up in this political bullshit that you have a heart attack and are found literally buried under printouts of polling statistics...

Your name is very familiar as well... did we meet via #high I presume? :()

...at your service :[]

Well, it doesn’t help when two of your defense get arrested / suspended from being in a stupid fucking frat house fight...

May I say, as a resident of Fort Worth, watching this at a neighbor’s Mexican Independence Day party with a large mix of tequila-fueled Texas Tech and TCU fans in attendance, the last 90 seconds to this game yielded a cacophony of screams, moans, agony, ecstasy, and in one person’s case, actual vomit. Great fucking

Let me just say, the iceballs are the most awesome purchase I made all year. No glass of bourbon served in a snifter is without one at my house, dammit. And guests always express much delight, much more so than one would ever expect from a piece of ice. They are awesome.

Let me just say, the iceballs are the most awesome purchase I made all year. No glass of bourbon served in a snifter

I’ve seen that look before somewhere with a somewhat similar outcome...

What, as if the Vanuatu, Christmas Islands, Pitcairn, Sandwich Islands, Wallis and Futuna, Kiribati super-group of death isn’t something to be reckoned with??

The key moment was when they flashed Ol’ Shitmouth on the big screen and the crowd let out a hearty boo...

Oh, it can be done, my friend. It can be done.

Yeah.. this cat probably thinks Dylan Klebold and Eric Harris’s shenanigans were totally prompted by a coach with a vengeance, too..

Comes to show that when “Two snaps in Z-formation” is pretty much your one memorable claim to fame from a three-decade career, you gotta say shit like this to get attention... I guess?

In the waning days of TCU’s Mountain West tear, UNLV came to Fort Worth to play ‘em. I went to UNLV so I felt the least I could do was have an excuse to wear my UNLV t-shirt to a game attended by 40,000 people wearing TCU purple. I found the “UNLV section”, which was literally no more than 20 people, seemingly mostly

Missing: mention of the Matlock marathon on USA Network...

“Mind of Mencia” lolz

That guy serves artisanal bacon cronuts in Greenpoint ..

Let’s let some sea life respond to this one..