So then he said to me, he says, "I'm not just a member, I'm also a client!" and I was like "ok, bloke off ya go, 'nen!"

Chair Dumpire...

( ....laughing like children, microphone lady....... )

...and I guess that's where I got that head bruise....
fell on my hands, with my arse black and blue....

Yeah, she didn't really have a full Graf of the situation..

They're all so baked, nobody noticed..

buh. So you're sayin, then, that the only logical explanation is that he can actually see and that his blindness has been one big ol brilliantly concocted half-century ruse? "No", yourself.

It's always interesting to see how the audience reacts when they unveil a new correspondent; at first there always seems to be the awkward muted laughter, like "we don't know what to do with this guy — do we collectively like him??" — but then give it about six episodes and everyone will be wildly cheering when he's…

Can't wait 'til next week when he tries out his French accent and talks about L'Offense...

In his apology, Kekaula said he was making a lighthearted joke with a statistician when he realized the comment had been made on the air.

Ok, ok, so they go on and on about proud they are that it's so illegal — so they must have some super-awesome lawyers on-hand when one of them causes some sort of catastrophic wreck or plows into a pedestrian... Also, what's with the NYC Councilwoman endorsing this thing? Does she not know in the very same clip…

It's a great story, for sure, but I don't think I'd be able to block out the visual of Ditka sitting at his desk, a handful of Chiclets in one hand, the bottle of expensive whiskey in the other, swigging that shit to where his mustache became an 80 proof sponge of bristles...

"I'd remind the NFL [...] that it is not the violent thugs [...] that buy their advertiser's products."

A number of eyewitnesses also retold how he charged back towards the officer, sooo, maybe?

"Tell me about it..."

"I'm Thankful for God and Jesus" .. I thought them two was a package deal?

So? The point is, he was giving this kid shit for having a 2.75 — and yet he couldn't hack 10th grade.

Bill Cosby can eat shit; he's not only a college drop out but was famous for getting his GED.... presumably because he couldn't handle the rigors high school. Per wiki:

Katya! Keep run in place!!!

Hula-hoopstress should be very careful when lighting the seeming surprise-sent elegantly-wrapped gift box of cucumber melon candles she'll be receiving...