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"Pilots need not confuse us mere non-pilot mortals by illustrating the difference between 'Crashed' and 'Landed', for we did not go through 4000 hours of sim training and therefore are incapable of telling the difference between those very very similar words that practically mean the same thing!"

Well, I didn't like your appeal to pilots to dumb down their posts on here because idiots like you can't grasp their "technical lingo" in discerning the difference between "dive" and "descent" — and wanted to encourage pilots who post on here to not be deterred by that insane semantics rant you had going on there. …

Dude, who appointed you spokesperson for non-pilots? Speak for yourself — when actual pilots do chime in on here, I don't want them to feel they have to dumb down their posts because some of us reading might have our own incorrect and uninformed assumption about their lingo; especially the simpletons who think …

This wouldn't really fall under Basic Money Management, but definitely there needs to be more emphasis on the intricacies of both filing taxes and how credit cards work (and how they can overtake your soul)

You'll have to ask her sister's boyfriend's uncle's mailman, as he's the one making all the bucks from home "on Google"..

Jesus Christ, you motherfuckers just won't stop with this. I must know, does anybody who reads these horseshit posts actually click on your possibly trojan-filled links and actually buys into whatever pyramid scheme you're selling? There is no way this could be effective after 1000s of these ridiculous random brag…

"Good evening, folks, this is your captain; we'll begin our dive into DFW shortly, so please bring your seat back forward ..."

Anonymous is freaking amazing. The fact that they just hax whatever the hell they want, banking on the fact that an obscure municipality probably has horrible IT security, is very impressive. With all their resources, I'm surprised they haven't located Malaysia Air flight 370.

Can Andy make a dramatic chimpunk head-whip-around motion? He has the perfect guilty face for it — and I mean that in the best of ways!

Fellow Texan here: Was clocked going 82 in a 65 on a little speed trap stretch of I-35 through Alvarado (65. It's a fucking interstate, c'mon.) ..and while I got a ticket, the cop was cool enough to bump me down to 75 to spare me from the wrath of an "over 10'er." ..probably because I was apologetic and said…

Generally curious about this: When the parents requested an abortion, is the abortion of one of a set of twins while saving the other even possible? (Or is it simply implied they wanted the whole pregnancy aborted?)

Yeah, but, she's sooo totally drunk off of that bottle of .. artisanal Vodka? .. that all standards of cleanliness go out the window! — but, yeah, in real life that toilet brush would have shreds of toilet paper interspersed with pubic hair and flecks of feces; you'd have to be tripping your ass off on a face-melting…

...but then you also say "it's hard to ignore the blitheness with which they pair bikini shots with the words 'death to all Arabs.' " .. does your usage of the word "pair" not heavily imply that the photos and captions were paired together?

"But what about a five-year-old waiting just outside a supermarket? "

Artist's rendition:

He's certain to get a lot of se.cx when he returns...

Yeah, I was always afraid of AirTrans simply because they were simply ValuJet planes with a new paint job. Do you think Spirit's attitude about being cheap mirrors that of VJ's to the point where something bad is going to happen Flight 592-style? All their frugal talk really reminds me of how the dominoes fell so…

I'll tell you what scares me about Spirit Airlines: Their attitude and credo are remarkably similar to that of ValuJet's just before ValuJet flight 592 crashed into the Florida Everglades while completely engulfed in smoke and flames. ValuJet (precursor to AirTran) prided themselves on how they were so frugal, "even…

When this piece of shit's mugshot is published, I'm looking forward to making a #CocaiñoPose; who's wit' me!