International Federation of Competitive Eating competition?

I used to hack into the rarely-used box office of my high school's auditorium and use the unrestricted land line phone to call my grandparents in Florida long distance just because it was fun to randomly call them at 10am, it was on the school's dime and that I thought it was so hee-larious.

"One day, Jennay sends back all the letters Gump wrote her from Vietnam in one huge bundle. Like, Jennay, you didn't need to SEND THEM BACK. You could have just thrown them in the garbage. You literally went to extra effort just to be a dickhead. Jennay sucks."

DFW person here chiming in to say that LeBron would surely enjoy the legendary Mexican and BBQ food we have to offer as well, but I fear the turnoff would be having to work for Mark Cuban...

Yeah, I don't know why it's like that but the LV casinos are are incredibly open; there's typically almost no separation between the casino floor and the hotel lobby; in AC I recall all the hotel stuff is off to the side...

Conversely, I'm pretty sure he was a Pai Gow Poker addict and not a Pai Gow addict; there's a difference :p

I lived there when I was 19, so allow me to show you the way, me lad. If you look like you're in your 20s, you probably won't have any problems; dealers might card you, though nothing really stops you from going in and playing video poker or slots without issue if you lay under the radar. Cocktail waitresses almost…

"You typically show ID when you enter a casino "

I'm a little surprised they left that in; they could've easily re-shot it — the time I was on a game show we had to re-tape the intro small-talk bullshit segment three times because the guy in the booth (producer? director?) didn't like how things were worded..

3) "affect"

I know this post is from two years ago, but I just watched the movie last night and trolled around Gawkerverse for a thread on it to see what folks were saying — and the one thing that kept bothering me throughout the movie was that Ed Harris kept putting a Brooklyn spin on McCain's accent. I guess it's hard not to…

I Can't Stop Watching This Clip of Top 18 Cleveland Newspaper Fails!

Not only are they on the jerseys of Asian players, the Philippines has basketball teams with freakin' names like "San Mig Super Coffee Mixers", "Rain or Shine Elasto Painters", and "Talk and Text Tropang Texters"..

You think a guy named Hamad Bin Khalifa Bin Ahmed Al-Thani would trust guarantees made by a fellow named George Zimmer?

Is the exclusion of the most obvious quintessential venue (Cowboy Stadium) an oversight or more of the Gawker Media hatin' on good ol' Texas? They had 75000 in attendance for the Mexico vs. Ecuador match there in May and the field conversion to soccer was flawless...

Genuinely curious about this; I've often read that everyone upped and left in such a hurry they barely had time to pack their shit (actually, I imagine they were probably told to abandon everything and evacuate) — and so, this piano for example: Why does it look like it was beaten to death with a sledgehammer with…

Yeah, the idea is great, and the first half hour or so is pretty damn chilling; but the moment they start introducing the dogs or whatever, it kind of came off the rails — and then, uh, the ending, wtf? Too bad they ran out of ideas and couldn't execute a full movie from the concept...

Is that a cleverly disguised Nike swoosh on the cheek of the Redskins' man?

Let's hope it doesn't get to the point where they might Sioux over this..

Bad analogy — comparing the likes of the writing teams of Stewart/Colbert-quality shows to SNL is like comparing George Carlin and Louis CK to Carrot Top and Judy Tenuta.