"Nine out of ten doctors agree, Sir Walter Raleigh Pipe Tobacco is the brand of tobacco that delivers both relaxation and vi-tal-i-ty! Trust the brand that doctors recommend!"

Did anyone else picture a bunch of dirty pens, fuzzballs, lint and assorted car floor dreck clinging to the tacos as the purported ultimate dreamgirl pulled out the Surprise Taco Tray "from under the seat"? ...or has my germophobia simply reached advanced stages?

I don't want to make you feel bad, especially since you're just now responding to a post written 8 months ago, but in your attempt to correct me, you had committed rather ignorant generalizations that you are trying to accuse me of. First, "Sikhs speak Punjabi." Oh, do they? All of them? Exclusively? The girl in…

Mildly on-topic, I have a pal who made a motorcycle trek from Texas to Argentina (chronicled here: www.allthewaysouth.com ), and midway through while riding through a passage somewhere between El Salvador and Nicaragua, his blogging suddenly stopped for a number of days and his folks started worrying about where the…

Yeah, c'mon. If you've ever sat in on city council meetings of any town, it's far removed from the glitzy celeb-status spotlight of Bloomberg or Cory Booker. As noble as a gesture as it may seem, I can't imagine Ryan Gosling would want to sit there while a citizen drones on and on for seventeen minutes about how…

I don't know why, but I keep seeing Penelope Cruz in that photo... uncanny!

Having gone to UNLV, I can tell you there ain't much football coachin' going on. Boobies, however....

Ah, The Lost Ogle, the quintessential doucheblog, complete with hilariously original ideas such as holding Snuggie Bar Crawls about 6 months after Snuggies had its two-day window of being trendy, Southpark-style avatars, and .. coming soon, a viral crowd-sourced Gangnam Style dance off at the Murrah Building Memorial…

I shit you not, Valium is the cure.

<i>clit is what clit is...</i>

Wow, he's thorough..! Though, I wonder about the little air quality meter, what exactly is that measuring? Like, was there just a crapload of sawdust floating about the air until he flipped the fan on?

Well, the funny thing was, she was actually kind of disgusted by the concept.. "Cold tea???" .. but I defended it like a true 'murrican: "Yeah, but it's goood! And they come in lemon, peach, all sorts of flavors"... she didn't get it. So my brother tried to demonstrate by ordering their regular ol' tea and a glass…

I was in Scotland a couple of years ago and the waitress at this country club had never heard of iced tea, nor did she ever hear of Snapple. I was just shocked :[]

Incidentally, Walden's accent is Australian [I thought this was obvious] ...and he's a wallaby.

....as Clarence had explained....

Eh, the name is still around; 'cept the derp parents of today spell it Hythyr and Heatheighr

Seriously, though, where are they keeping the dead person?

[The worst thing I've witnessed is] the toilets that fell off the wall because they were so full and shit and urine floating around.

BoOm

Field-tested solution: One may restore alertness by masturbating furiously while on post.