Watching it now, and I was just thinking that the rapid-fire quick succession of game after game would make betting on this shit awesome. And, oh, it's in Vegas. Though do the books even offer lines with this lil' mini-version?

Winner: Most obscure usage of the Fortune Cookie font in a web clip or short film...

Per the first paragraph, I had almost the exact same experience... on a bus full of media people making its way through a third-world city hosting a very large sporting event. Except the city was Jacksonville, Florida.

Interestingly, there never were any highlights of Columbine sports on ESPN — but that could be because the shooting there happened so late in the school year...?

Well, a dick and a half ÷ a fucking cunt = a half a dick.

Sorry, man, the whoosh was on you this time :p

The number of times I've been in meetings where someone will propose something that would end up potentially bugging the shit out of untold thousands of people simultaneously (yet not at all realizing the obnoxious level, and not putting themselves in the receipients' shoes) is staggering...

Also, Tino lives in American Samoa, while Te'o's phone number for Lennay Kekua was reportedly an area code for Southern California

@S_DelGrande7's tweets are protected.

Yeah, just like it looks like this logo... uncanny resemblance, I say!

I just watched Sloane take down Serena in a thrilling match — and the one thing I take away from watching this game is that Serena continues to be a fucking classless ungrateful sore loser, and as much of a tennis legend as she is, I fucking hate her.

Does that also imply that he lived in the dorms as a senior like a lil' teenaged freshman child? :[]

Dillon Hall 4 lyfe, mothafuckas!

Anyone who's anyone knows that a real gentleman keeps their spit cup on the floor when on the air...

http://youtu.be/ Our (DFW) local NBC affiliate news reporter got lolz-fame for pointing that out:

For an internet porn whore, your buddy's step mother is kinda gettin' ripped at $86/hr..

Random, but no lie.

+2 conversion

...but first, this is Today on NNNNBC...