I, for one, loved your comment, as I can appreciate the artistry in quality sarcasm. I don't quite understand the pitchforks and ardent chorus of anger, unless somehow these are all real serious pro-book lobbyists and Levar Burton's family members?

Wait, how come I have to pay to get ESPN but prisoners get free cable? That's some shit.

I break your red pen in half, good sir; there is nothing wrong with the wording of my sentence. "Don't tell me there isn't a $100 in that envelope!", etc. Syntactically, what's wrong with that?

Why couldn't the sound engineers pipe in extra-loud cheering sounds through the (presumably THX-grade) sound system, as if it came from the crowd itself? Don't tell me Jerry isn't beneath that :[]

To put it in its proper perspective, the tenth top-rated individual World Series game on television occurred in 1971 when the Game Seven between the Orioles and the Pirates had a viewing audience of 37.4 million.

yeah.. unintended :p .. it doesn't look comfortable... just like most accordions don't look comfortable.. :[]

It's cute, but what's a time-traveling DeLorean without a Flux Capacitor???

That's what folk in Kentucky call the butter churn mashin' grip...

That's pretty rad... but it couldn't possibly be very uncomfortable...

Funny how that Trulia listing shows all of the nearby private schools... Though, I guess if you spend $1300 on a house, perhaps you could afford the $17,000/yr for Fontleroy to wear a crest and learn the musings of Nietzsche in 2nd grade...

the guy's everywhere..

Waitaminute..

Crystal ball & tea leaves? Ao!

It's totally Leonardo DiCaprio x Brad Pitt, is it not?

Dude, some people in our neighborhood (near TCU) mention they have TCU tickets for sale in the little neighborhood email newsletter-type thing, some of them are fucking $110 and people snap them up immediately, it's insane. I think maybe because of that whole #3 ranking and Rose Bowl run in the past couple of years,…

This is true. I always maintain to prospective employers that my 15 years of programming experience all alongside the nuances and bullshit of the corporate culture trumps any kid fresh out of school with a CS degree but zero work experience and zero working social skills to handle proper communication with clients,…

Somewhere in Fort Worth Casey Paschall sarcastically twirls a finger in the air while downing a Jack & Coke or four..

Everyone ready for the most awesome usage of Sriracha?

Is this the voice of Robert Hager, former NBC reporter, we're hearing?

I'm a little surprised that this hasn't been mentioned on Deadspin, maybe because they're ranked 21 and nobody gives a shit? ..but...