I was indifferent about this movie until I see your saying it has overtones of The Shining... for which I shall duly mark my calendar =[]

I caught the end of Dr. Phil the other day and had forgotten he had a show — and just like he did when his show first aired, at the end of the show he just walks off stage through the audience, grabs his wife's hand and they leave out of the studio together.

Know what's better than all this bullshit? People who made wrong-number calls thinking they were calling a pizza joint. Over and over and over for like 10 years. Behold, Pizzacalls.com: http://www.pizzacalls.com

So if you take a perfectly-preserved dinosaur bone and analyze it on the most microscopic of levels, there will be no trace of DNA to be found at all anywhere on it?

The team is now left to copenhagen without him..

I never paid attention to Penn State before any of this, could any of you who followed them say if Sandusky was, in fact, a defensive coordinator genius? Was there anything in particular about strategies attributed to him that made their defense awesome? It's so hard to believe that frail buck-toothed molesting…

Texan here, yee haw, and I'll tell you, while I was a snare drummer in the marching band throughout high school (which therefore means I sat through over 40 games), I never once knew what the hell was going on on the field, never ever knew the intricate rules of football, and was too busy making out with my lil'…

When you're the spokesman for Applebee's anything goes!

Tryin' to find this on the YouTubes but can't seem to get any results... might this be online somewheres, you think?

All these mediocrity and every-man stories about these refs make me think more and more that it's very plausible some of them may have had money on the games they were officiating...

I remember my very first sip of regular ol' Red Bull... it was 1996, and I was staring at the can as if it contained Diesel gasoline. It tasted like horrible horrible ass, but ever since then, any product that contains the magical mystical Taurine seems to have similar overtones — so I'm guessing the poison shit…

I think Derek Holland's Haray Caray impersonation sounds a lot more like Snagglepuss, eee-vennnn...

K? ..Some people in Switzerland speaky Italian..

Eyy, you! Wake-a up, I'm down a set and are about to lose the 2nd 6-2, don't-a you wanna watch???

Somehow, the New Jersey/Brooklyn Nets never owned the Nets.com web domain. (It's surprising, in this era, but it happens.)

Yeah, those fucking vandals!

By the way, this morning I shot y'all a fun tidbit about how TCU's QB was jailed last night for a DWI (and Iowa State moved from +10 to +8!), for which they broke into television programming to mention (cutting off the fucking Today show, if you will!) .. And now he might not play in Saturday's game.. does that not…

Yeah, I like it when Al Michaels or anyone else "throws" back to the game and says "back to you, John, Mike and Michelle" as if she's not to be disrespected even though she's not in the booth has camera exposure 0.003% of the entire game. I just think they're trying to be fair to the wimmens or something.

You mention a lot of things (posted earlier on Deadspin) that illustrate a lot of freedoms I had long believed were not allowed while on Death Row. I live in Texas, so naturally, my view of Death Row might be more skewed than others, but I have the impression that it is much more like solitary, where the one hour per…