...what a media heil-storm...

Rowing events happen so fast, Treblinka and you miss it...

If we keep him can we give you Ryan Seacrest on a trade agreement?

Why doesn't Canada just set Quebec loose and let 'em eat their poutine in their berets already? At least then the folks 2000 miles away in BC won't have to print everything in French for formality :[]

Yes... short for Cwnddlywnglylllwldlywyld

Guy lives in Arkansas, home of Wal*Mart. Notice anything funny about the sign at 0:33? Just an observation :[]

It's so funny how, the more the news gets out about this, the more they seem to do it. It's as if the production staff is oblivious that people are watching shit as it happens and then mocking their edited delayed re-broadcast with fake suspense and surprise.

Clearly, that guy's going for bronze...

Fuck off?

"Whatchoo collie me?"

So funny that NBC and the Today Show Giggle Crew (tm) are making such a big goddamn deal about how this is the First Social-Media-Fueled Twitterrific Olympics Ever Evvvah! and yet they failed to realize that because of all the technology that exists, the shit they're hoping to hide from us would end up being discussed…

2. San Diego— 22.8/43

And now, redemption for the pre-adolescent songstresses of the great state of Texas... they ain't all turrible y'know...

Chillin' all sexylike in a leather-covered Nanu-Nanu pod, lil' diva thinks she's some shit, thar...

Buh, it's just like the NFL getting all stupid over anyone saying "Superbowl" instead insisting that people say shit like "The Big Game" because it's trademarked trademarked trademarked. What the fuck do they think is going to happen if an Applebees in some shithole town wanted to use the word "Superbowl" on a…

...which, btw, was the best goddamn spring break ever, well-known fact.

Because, duh, anyone that runs up to an uncle at a baggage carousel is clearly a 15 year old. I mean, c'mon, so obvz. :[]

"Note the woman in the more Tika Masala red as the rest of the contingency is wearing a more Jalfrezy yellow..."

I'm really curious how that conversation went down when she was 13 and her parents handed her a freaking gun. "Here. Shoot at shit and get real good at it."

Even the greats — when they talk — sound like fucking buffoons .. (Troy Aikman's horrible teleprompter-reading in Rent-a-Center commercial with Hulk Hogan comes to mind, Don Meredith stumbled through all those bad Lipton tea commercials) and yet Mr. Kluwe seems to be a pretty damn decent writer even if they're…