Waitafuckingminute. They (Rogge & IOC specifically) made such a goddamn hubbub about the opening ceremonies not being the appropriate place to have a quick tribute to the Israeli athletes gunned down in Munich, as it is strictly a venue of celebration and happiness — sooooo, huh?
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Worst thing about Olympic Rowing, one word: Winklevoss.
B-b-b-but why on earth would you want to deny yourself the soothing tomes of Bob Costas as him and Matt Lauer muse over stupid bullshit for over four goddamn hours?
In a strange twist, the Olympics inspire a corporation...
...and when I was called a Wednesday, I developed a serious insecurity complex about my widow's peak...
I bought some binoculars in a huge market in Shanghai in 2006, and boy that Bushmell Dat and Night scope is incredible...
So what was the score? Did Colombia obliterate them 61 to 0? Or did Kim Jong Un learn how to telepathically relay commands to the coach from pops before he passed away?
Aw, no audio? I wanted to hear the Russian death metal in the background while the driver makes some swear-word-laden cynical and unenthusiastic remark as the boat flies by...
It's Gorbachev sitting atop a unicorn while eating a pomegranate...
Does this mean a certain parlay from 2002 will now be credited as a win?
TMZ: "We reached out to Match.com for a comment. So far, no word back."
Somewhere in Toronto the three hardcore Raptors fans glare at you...
Jesus, the syllables and meter are all over the place in that song.
Shame on that little girl at 0:09, did her parents not teach her to have any daintiness about her? .. :[]
It's so uncanny.. it's lottery-level odds of being on the scene of two mass-shootings...
Holy shit, that really is chilling... what are the chances to be near one and involved in another? ... and then there's this:
Q. What did Captain Jack Sparrow while attending the Yankees home opener in 1996?
Kinda but not really.. what about the pain in the ass of getting to the "concert", parking, ruined evening, blah blah. A refund doesn't annul the evening's events and time wasted...
It says in this transcript that you traveled to Oklahoma City to meet with a thirteen-year old arena...
I remember during an interview after Beijing, he said that his diet consisted almost entirely of yams. I was surprised that the yam industry didn't try to capitalize on his endorsement — but then again I'd be surprised to find that there is a yam industry.