This kid ain't Russian, see how he's all nervous before the jump, hands and legs nervously shaking. Estonian for sure!

It looks like the fall guy....

I'm reading it, albeit from the hospital bed at the foot of the snow-covered mountain — but it's being read, my friend!

If my Russian is correct, I believe he mumbles to himself "man, that borscht we had earlier.. beety!"

We will now don our Bottom of the Ninth Blue Bowler Hats and let them do their magic. Let us pray...

For what it's worth, WSVN did have the most rad news open, what with the early 90s electronica theme...

Now what can be done about bullshit offsides calls? :[]

I first learned the name Cookie Jarvis from WB's odd teenage reality/memorization game show called Studio 7 (hosted by Pat Kiernan!) where these kids had to memorize a ridiculous amount of competitive eating records, the food, weight/time, and recordholder. Cookie Jarvis was in that list at least 20 times, and to…

German public expects coverage to be live when it says it's live. Live is live and has to stay live

The fucking outtake reel is about as long as the clip itself (though not nearly as awkward...)

Ok, lady, I have under my shirt a shotgun... though, er, it's kinda long so I had to place it diagonally up towards my shoulder, but it's real and don't make me use it!

Can't wait for Sunday's headlines: Abbiamo Merda Sul Tuo Paella

...of course when he drinks the de-nerd-ifying elixir (re: Limoncello), he becomes STEFFAN-DiURQUELLACQUA

Why must all architecture firms use a plus sign in their logos? Is that some sort of 2.0 law?

Can anyone think of a bigger upset in a Grand Slam?

Yeah, I love it when people Google shit like "Dear Google, where might the nearest grocery store be that sells pistachio butter?"

I saw Encino Man at the dollar theater and actually asked for my money back, for which they proceeded to hand me back a single dollar bill. True story. It was that bad.

Hey, where's Perry?

Yes, yes he is..