Talk about link bait!

If only they had a better stadium Togo to...

Kenya just get better timing equipment?

Especially since Olympic officials are always Benin over backwards for them..

....except on the West Coast!

Matz'a understatement!

(Here's a funny thing. The article containing the quote originally appeared at GatorZone, but no longer exists. The cached version still does, however, and the quote was salvaged by CBS Sports.)

I was just going to ask .. how long does he have to come back and touch home plate once it's been realized that he didn't ... but I suppose that's why the pitcher threw one more pitch? But.. with no batter present? Baseball, wtf.

I kinda get that impression — I mean.. bong hits and Subway sandwiches... what other substance is there to that guy?

Why the hell would someone opt for a coin toss?

Jesus... you ain't kiddin'. I have three sets of steel drums in the garage (bass quads, triples and a tenor) — I'm almost encouraged to dust 'em off and try my hand at it...

Wow, I never realized how similar an accordion sounds to 8bit tones... it's almost identical in some parts!

And then there were the tears.

No painted-on flams?

Waitaminute.... How come when Djokovich smashed the shit out of a bench with his racket last week at the French Open (nobody got hurt, but he did desecrate the hallowed Perrier logo, j'accuse!), he got nary a flinch?

Man, you should have seen Adam Sandler on the Today show, they totally cut his interview short because Justin Bieber was about to take the stage... twas so funny.

What, no Rob Schneider — quintessential hanger-onner of all things Sandler? Oh, yeah, he's busy with that shitty sit com that makes fun of Mexicans. Priorities!

Criminal was an awesome song. This, however, is some wannabe-Bjork avant garde bullshit. Thank you :[]

Hah, yeah, especially when the email might be a simple one-word response to a question .. Load printer tray 3, I'mma print this summabitch!

Christ, I do that very often — and I'm from Texas. Which means I begin the same said emails with "Howdy". Never thought about the perception of ensuing douche flavor.. But Sincerely and Cordially are so overworked — what else is there? :[]