...and you'd think they'd be used to getting dismantled by the Rangers by now...

Chickens are always off sides...

Henned it Like Beckham...

The more startling thing I learned from this video is that Snoopy was apparently Jewish..

..and yet we saw her true colors comin' through...

Not wearing gloves = Amateurs.

All those Cowboys Superbowl wins, the Stars Stanley Cup and last year's Mavs win, and DFW just gets that little bitch-sized dot?

Oy McVeigh...

Jason Kidd feels his head, gives you a stoic glare

Also, though, there's this:

Follow the yellow dick choad...

I hear that's the Bombay™

I still haven’t read of her doing anything illegal.

"I handle money transactions like I handle sex with mistresses. Screw protection!"

I'mma take over the world!

What's the over/under on how much money she'll raise by telling people she was diagnosed with breast cancer before that one gets busted wide open?

As a testament to their controversial scandals, they would often dial each other on in-store sample phones and ask "Can you jeer me now?"

Y'know, two miles past that one sea urchin, then just past that one stick of coral on the left...

But yet, he still feels pressured to pay her an additional $3000 since she took the Rangers/Blue Jays under...

So what's the over/under on number of days until this bitch pulls one of those "I have cancer, everybody!" scams?