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The funniest thing about these epic coverup-type sagas like this is that even though people seem to delete Tweets to cover up their shit, the deleted Tweet still washes ashore in the story. So, therefore, deleting Tweets absolutely does nothing but show a will to cover shit up, even though people can still read them

Yeah, but the subsequent "SHHH!" negates the admission, right?

My pal put down $10 on the Rams at the beginning of the 1999 season to win the Superbowl at 500:1 odds for the hell of it (the Rams being the worst team of 1998), and they hit. Of course he held his breath for two weeks but the check came and it cleared. ..And this was back in the day when shit was really untested

We all know what this whole shit with Matt sending her money is all about. It's a girl. Plain and simple. Since the beginning of time (ok, 1995), people have been using bullshitted female personas to con gullible guys online who will send them just about anything in hopes that they really are the hot blonde sports

..I know that there is pain, but if she... holds on for one more day, then she... breaks free from the chains...

Quintessential (Kubrick + Sports Equipment) = "Give me the fucking bat, Wendy."

"What, he was just helping Hayward with some wax buildup!"

I heard that they just had bad taste...

The game turned into a veritable pissing match...

To all who have commented: Y'all have to watch the PBS documentary about the Clintons they just aired recently (online for free: [www.pbs.org] ) It is so gripping and fascinating, and really sheds light on her amazing willpower and professional stamina from her very ambitious goals during her early collegiate days

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I'm most excited about seeing Will Sasso in a comedy, that guy was consistently very funny on MadTV — and he contributed to one of the main reasons why that show was always funnier than SNL. I still do not understand to this day why the hell it was taken off the air. When given the choice, I always watched MadTV as

Hah, nice reach-for-the-audio-delay-button-in-a-panic .. I guess that would've worked if only there was a delay...

Not annoying at all, that was insightful, thank you (even though I said "of.." which implies [child] of [parent], same thing :p)

The owner apparently gave him his blessing so long as Hill works as a custodian of the property.

My last name begins with "Mc", and for some reason there's a few Seinfeldian-type quirks of minutiae, most of which aren't huge problems, but on occasion peoples' various creative license with it becomes a pain in the ass.

The North Koreans are kinda like the Duggars in that they stop what they're doing and gather everyone around and make them smile frozen creepy grins only when cameras are rolling.

On an inbound pass, doesn't the clock start the moment the ball touches somebody or if the ball bounces on the court?

Oh, shoot! Because Sanford.