Brilliant...

You'd think after the fellow fell over the railing last year and died, they'd be more conscious of fans getting that close to the rail to catch a ball. ..

Yes, it's like the cross-breed of a Montana state patrolman, beaver and mouth-breather all delightfully packaged into one golf-admiring fellow.

Livin' in Texas, we don't hear much about the Orioles. Well, there was this one time... :D

Somewhere in New Jersey Jon Stewart gets his hopes up...

"No hard feelings... ...but if someone charges a player in my ballpark, we pay bonuses for headlocks..."

Bonus: You can't spell masturbating without "maturing"...

Having said that, the nature of Ventura's sincerity was a little corrupt. Because Chicago.

Now, now, let's give little Chester the benefit of the doubt...

The ghost of Kim Jong Il murmurs "amateur.."

Somewhere in New York Don Imus preemptively shoves his foot into his mouth.

Hah, what all does the edited-for-TV version cut, I wonder?

Exactly; it's kinda like "Neither team picked me to be on their softball team has nothing to do with my likability or that I can't swing a bat, but because my stunning knockout figure and angelic face would make my teammates feel insecure about their own insipid bodies, thereby distracting them from the goal of…

Yes, but who paid for those voluptuous lips?

This is absolutely the best Jez post I've ever read, who is this Lindy West and why haven't we sat outside the Apple Store chomping on Bugles and making fun of all the douche procession yet?

He could always take it a step further and let 4chan raise up the counter-attack to new heights, I imagine they'd be happy to help, as the people who do this protest shit are just one rung below Phelps & Co...

And yet the Orient Express still chugs along.... them buncha racists!

Every time I see BYU's logo, I instinctively think of Yahoo.

I was watching these VHS tapes of local news broadcasts from the late 1980s and the anchor actually used the phrase "gang of Orientals" .. sounds so incredibly un-PC now, but this was only like 20 years ago that phrase was deemed acceptable enough for the evening news...

Yeah, I used to think the same when people would try to do the opposite , listing all the "race colors", i.e. "It doesn't matter if you're white, black, brown, yellow, red"... I guess the yellow was supposed to be Asian or some shit and "red" was to be Native Americans. Anyway, bad generalizations come from even…