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"Oh shit, I gotta Tweet about this!" says guy in section 407, a little ahead of his time...

You know who saw this coming, right?

Fuck that. Go big or go home.

Wow, fire sale on at the EIB, NBC just reported that a 30th advertiser has just bailed. Do they offer desperation discounts at a time like this?

I'm shamefully intrigued to hear Tyra Banks' butchering of Vanessa Williams' Save the Best for Last...

Amazing that they have all that energy to celebrate like they just won the Powerball jackpot when their average trick shot takes an exhausting 80 attempts / retakes .. :[]

Kinda like the old saying goes* If you can type a comment, you can slice a banana

Say what you will, they can mock the shit out of anything obnoxiously popculturish .. my favorite of which is their rip of the SNL opening theme...

And yet the horses, well.... they'll become glued.

Quin-fell-a...

Win, Place, Doh! (doh, doh, DOH, DOH!, DOH!!)

One clocked, two clocked, three clocked, rock!

I've thought about the 9/11 puzzle many times, and I've concluded that a simple phone call to each airline threatening that shit was about to go down on those specific flights, and after detailing even a vague recounting that four to five Arab fellows should be sitting throughout first class on the otherwise…

I hear he has a bulleted .PDF of clients..

The ghost of Michael Kennedy duly dispatches a snowball in your direction....

I was watching ESPN2 over the summer and there was this completely tattooed douchebag (probably late 20s, naturally) talking relentless shit at his older more mature opponent, who the crowd was clearly more behind. Suffice to say, if it weren't for the shittalking, I don't think I could have stomached sitting through…

Though I'm expecting it to be more like a pregnancy test with a + or - type window, imagine the fun times to be had if there was a little digital display that gave you an estimated tally rounded to the nearest 100,000 ..

I know someone with a huge fucking wheel that can settle this right now...

Only Shaq could be led to believe Charles Barkley has an impressive vocabulary.