Rosie Ruiz recommended using Molly The Trolley ...

Someone has never seen your average DQ customer... where "running" is strictly used when referring to the status of their Ford F150 motor...

From October 2011:

Ah, Allen: Suburb of Plano, the suburb of all Dallas suburbs.

Works out then, as Halliburton has been in the money-printing business for quite some time...

Hah, the angry frat douche in the hoodie's about to step up to Buzz with fisticuffs a-blazin'!

I was in London in October and there was not one shred of evidence that the Olympics were even coming to that town save for the traditional countdown clock in Trafalgar Square (which got stuck, by the way ( [www.bbc.co.uk] ) ) and a 2012 gift shop(pe) at the airport. Other than that, no huge Olympic rings hanging…

Amazing observation.. I see it!

"I usually don't pick things up off of lavatory floors"

Yes. And the last thing we need is Nancy Grace's angry screeds against LeBron...

You're as Cod as Ice..

C'mon, yo 11...

Betcha the kids wouldda liked this non-signing better...

Perhaps that's the real reason the Palins built that 20' tall fence on their property... hmmmmz..

You know Jon Stewart would very badly want to buy The Mets, and perhaps now that concept is quite conceivable.

Oh, Łódź ...

Must be careful with the touch pen, as one small slip with your katakana and what was meant to say "Nintendo Direct" suddenly reads "honorable footprint breath"

Any librarians perform their trademarked "Shhhh!" in response?

Seated nearby, Dennis Rodman remarks "Sucka definitely needs more rouge..."