Wait 'til this kid catches wind of pondering the chicken and the egg...

My favorite part of listening to Stern growing up was when Gilbert was in the studio, and Howard was trying to wrap up the news in vain, as Gilbert would seize on some ridiculousness and run with it for a half-hour longer than anyone else would...

Hebe-, ephebo- and teleio- are prefixes I've never heard of before... are these new coined words for the phenomena of banging variations of the underaged or are these seriously latin root prefixes?

Well, if you ask Billy Idol, he'd tell you in the midnight hour, he wants myrrh, myrrh, myrrh....

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...and then there's the Great Pumpkin. Ohhhhh what a horrible fucking thing to subject your kid to. Poor Linus has this delusional vision that's somewhere between Xenu and Joseph Smith and involves this mysterious pumpkin-like being, Halloween's answer to Santa Claus. So he sits and waits in a pumpkin patch alllll…

Finally, I am not alone in this world! I had long thought all of the Peanuts cartoons were so fucking mean-spirited and unfunny — the only cool part of it was the psychadelic bongo-fuelled CBS bumper that preceded said shows with the word "SPECIAL!" all trippy-like all over the screen. After those eleven seconds,…

(Ay cue ball! Wheneva I look at you I'm thinkin, '14 in the side pocket!')

"What're these greedy chillldren dooo'en ask'en fer sixpence with all the sufferin' in the wirrrld'??", asks Jan Hooks' impersonation of Sineád O'Connor

Brill!

I think we all know who's really behind this...

Gotta love how their backup generators appeared to only power the obnoxious between-mezzanine level flashythings; fuck safety, make sure everyone knows this game was brought to them by Verizon®!

Now would be the time for McQueary to turn and walk alway...

"I also shit my pants!"

Tell All Book = The New Prenup

Everyone.... except the 20 or so that plummeted to the bottom landing after the escalator they were on unconrollably sped up: [dfw.cbslocal.com] .. so our only remaining option is firehouse poles!

If you can sit through his sloppy and uninspiring foreplay for 3/4 of the encounter, I hear he brings everyone to an outright unbelievable orgasm in the 4th quarter.

I have a lot of pals who are on the Joe Buck hatin' train, but I always enjoy his commentary.

Except she'd say "What it is, blood, brotha wit' da lens say turn ova to tha flipside"

"If you had said two years ago, that Brian Williams will be hosting a cross-breed of 60 Minutes meets 48 Hours meets Primetime Live meets a high-end Scandinavian furniture showroom, and that he will actually be taped conversing with a fucking stop-motion seashell, you'd be laughed out of the room [and labeled…