Someone hep me out with this, despite its name, is SNL not taped hours before it actually airs? (Of course, by the looks of the horrible horrible bits on that show, it's hard to believe they actually rehearse or edit any of that slop), but if memory serves, a friend of mine had tickets a few years ago and said that…

Tis no different than when a late night talkshow host jokingly gives out a purported fake URL to something, when it turns out it's a full-on double-pronged dildo fetish site (only $219/yr for unlimited access!)

There wasn't room for the footnote that would have read " ¹Of course, if oil is found, then its ours ours ours, finders keepers!"

R U 4 tha mall? It's gr8! i leik 2 C U ther, k?

So does the difference between CD9 and P911 have the same subtleties as the local weather guy's Tornado Warning vs Tornado Watch?

You know what would happen if this were in 'Murrica, though... those rollers would have gum all stuck in 'em, stupid stickers, and would just get plain ol' dirty.

Damn, that thing is the definition of never-ending...

Guh... I had registered two of my domains as .XXXs during the "Sunrise Period", as I owned those same names with a different TLD and qualified to do so ... Today was supposed to be the day they get "released", but yet they are still listed as "Pending Application", and, of course, the GoDaddy tech guy doesn't have…

I got the Biebs topped on that one...

On the plus side, Grand Central does have an awesome little MTA store, where I got my NY Subway Map shower curtain — what better way to pass the time during constipation than memorize all of the stops on the Q line?

Classic.

Wow. Just reading some of these aloud to my wife (had to explain how, on occasion, Gawker leads me to spend time on a website called Jezebel <3 ), and the "Blame the Dog" is absolutely over-the-top timeless.

That would be much better than what I had pictured, a more sappy softer emotional principal played by Henry Winkler, who attends the games and claps with encouragement as the clock winds down on their 5th loss, a 72-0 shutout...

What did Dick Van Dyke say to a streudel and tart vendor while strolling London's East End?

Gah, imagine how the fateful decision of a fucking Survivor casting director ten years ago had made this otherwise would-be Rhode Island cashier into a morning television talking head that America has been thusly subjected to.

"My feelings weren't hurt, I'm speaking on behalf of women; we don't trade women in this country, it shouldn't be a global issue, and quite frankly, I know what's funny, I work with funnies"

Agreed with all the outrage at the Graduate Assistant who is just about as much of a villain as Sandusky himself by turning the other way after seeing what he saw — so the question really is, how is he not in trouble? If he stayed out of it because of his allegiance to Sandusky, doesn't that almost make him an…

Love the gray drop-cloths (re: bedsheets) under the signage. But y'know, booth space at any convention in Vegas is always ridiculously expensive; I see a ton of specs on expo booth spaces, and even at really obscure "conventions" (RollerCon comes to mind, a whole week devoted to Roller Derby shit), small booth…

If I may vent for a moment... my pal who's record of predicting ridiculous upsets has been quite insane, recommended the 4-team parlay of Georgia Tech moneyline, Ohio State money line, USC money line all coupled with Pujols recording no hits in game 7. All of that combined paid about 90:1 due to the three underdogs…

That fuckface Jionni™ is back?! Good god, the producers must have begged him so they can guarantee some drama after 4 seasons of the same shit...