Wha, you don't break out into showtune mode when you're trying to get your friends into a taxicab?
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It's all fun n' games until a tenured professor or any of the deans become the target of some innocent little STD accusations. It'd be interesting to see how many of them would then maintain their stance on libel being free speech. :[]
You have to figure with the sheer number of staff that there must be paranoia someone's going to eventually spill the beans on the ridiculous shenanigans going on in that palace. Having said that, it's only a matter of time before a mole gets hired in Buckingham Palace with one of those tiny cameras and TMZ'ifies the…
So how do they ask what a visiting head-of-state's favorite brand/thickness/viscosity/thread-count of toilet paper is? And what if the answer to be "Sam's Choice", the Wal Mart store brand (as we'd presume was actually the answer during the GWB years), can they even get that in London, or do they have some sort of…
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Does this mean we can't do this no mo?
Conspiracy Theorist Nutjob Guy says: The hole is really in the shape of a pentagram which points to a T-square-shaped nuclear bomb shelter, which was built by the masons (obvz!) back in 1789, because their secret society knew all about nuclear capabilities well before Einstein's birth, and only knowledge of the…
That makes sense if you draw a huge horizontal bar through it, but if it's just a good old Ø, it wouldn't be such a stretch to see "1Ø", similar to 7s and Zs witih lines through them :[]
Strange that he can't spell worth 'a shit, but yet throws down the programmer's Ø...
And funnier still is how Oprah got so suckered in by his "matter of fact, Texas panhandle tough-love counseling" .. I'm still not sure what exactly she saw in him that the rest of us appear to roll our collective eyes at.
Hah, Harvey Levin calling that dormitory commons a newsroom....
jesus, that is.. intense is the word that comes to mind..
If a sentence found online has 35% misspellings or greater and includes at least two racially charged expletives, chances are it is a YouTube comment.
Hrm. It looks awfully uncomfortable to me... and when that first guy tries to recline he flops all the way down like he's lying in a hammock. I guess it's one of those "gotta see it in person" type of products :[]
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during the one year ever that SNL was actually watchable and actually funny, Jan Hooks did an awesome Sineád OConnor .. (or.... Sinbad OConnor...)
Haha, awesome.. and so very mesmerizing... That must have taken forever to compile!
Do the walls of the Oculus™ look familiar to anyone?
...or, more formally, Los Locos de Gatos en la Cocina
Back in the day (2002, lawl!) when I was obsessed with the goddamn IRC, this channel I hung out in was filled with lively characters, and one of them would issued challenges for us to masturbate to the thoughts of various celebrities — something I personally have never done and am surprised that people actually do;…
Gah I feel like my Jewish grandmother, as all I kept cycling through these thoughts: