I know a guy at Jet Blue that will hook you up in exchange for a beer or two :[]

Yeah, Hermés is funny, but then after that, it started to sound like he's just one big Homestar Runner fan... which, y'know, is soooo 2002...

Good article; I worked for AA, and I'll tell you, though, you should point out that even if you pack a fake gun in your checked baggage, you should still alert the agent about this as you would if it were a real firearm — since if the bulk scan reveals something that resembles a gun and they see you didn't declare it,…

My favorite Tonya Harding moment is when Connie Chung tried to interview her before the big skate-off in Lillehammer, and, of course, Connie only gave a shit about the pipe-to-the-knees, Jeff Gillooly™ (remember that name? lawlz), and her hate for Nancy Kerrigan.... and Tonya Harding kept saying "I'm only going to…

Something ol' Bri-bri™ on NBC mentioned tonight was especially fucked up, and that is that the construction of the new WTC tower has thirteen cranes which are only capable of sustaining 60mph winds. The real danger is debris (and... hell... fucking cranes) flying around...

..dunno... y'ever been down Bedford Av? :p

Ohhhh allow me to sing the praises ;)

I'm one of those rare people that give more of a damn as to how comfortable my feetzies are and less of a damn as to what people think about what I have on my feet... and so therefore it was the Summer of 2010 when I was duly put in my place by a friend I was visiting in LA; as we strolled 'round the beach, she…

I am not a religious person, yet I agree 10000% with you on this. I think the reason there are detractors giving you shit over this is because there is unfortunately a light connection between this line of thought and actual full-on fairy-tale-believing religion. Having this mindset is always a challenge because the…

never gets old... no matter how obscure, even..

As an amateur non-practicing statistician (but I play one on TV™) I can appreciate the "length of laughter" value as a measure of how funny someone's material is, but I take issue with the Gaps between laughter figure being attributed to silence/crickets. Some comedians (one of Cook's earlier bits in particular) have…

$10 says Sal's somehow behind this. :[]

Due to the heartbreak ending, I hate calling out the writer for semantics, but my brother was lured into the truck driving industry for a major transport company and in his second year he was pulling over $70,000. When my dad was dying of prostate cancer, the company was more than happy to adjust his schedule to…

I fucking HATE HATE HATE that font they chose for the "2012". I know they're trying to be avant garde and new-age and shit but it looks so jagged and ugly.

China knockoff storytyme!

I hear if you open up their iMac, it's just an empty box with a USB thumb drive...

At first glance I thought the "$8.99 Necklace" was an ash tray with a commemorative Caylee book of matches... and after seeing the other items for sale, it turns out the level of crass of such an item is not that far behind reality... :[]

...Start spreadin the newssssssss...

Say what you will about the plight of the homeless, but c'mon, you're defending her choice to bathe herself in a public mode of transportation that other people use... I guess because you didn't watch the video you don't realize that she sloshed all of her body drainage all over the subway floor and seats causing this…