No way, we need this. And here's why: It takes a certain level of .. how you say.. panache to actually do shit like this in a public setting, but people need to not feel so goddamn comfortable to to the point where they can just bathe themselves with a gallon jug of water in a fucking subway, so just having the…

A source told the newspaper the pair met in March, when they were both out with friends at the Blue Martini Lounge in Palm Beach.

With all of NBC's arsenal of wimmens, it's interesting that he'd fall for yer typical mid-size market local news field reporter. Behold, a clip of one of the lamest local news segments ever thought up, and yet she's just so proud. Chris Hansen, have a seat.

This SAME EXACT thing happened in my town about 8 years ago, and I hate to one-up, but this one is worse, the chick driving left the victim, who was still alive embedded in her windshield in her garage for six hours while she freaked out not knowing what to do...

clearly LulzSec has skeelz, but I think the more important thing to take from this whole "war" is that perhaps the websites and systems of Sony/FBI/CIA/Senate have really shitty security.. I think that's the whole point that both these groups are trying to illustrate..

Gooooo check on the lol-cats....

good concise answer, but if I may, they really became popular about 6 years before Twitter, when people tried to shoot each other unwieldy links for directions from sites like Mapquest .. where the URL could literally be over 300 characters (and oftentimes would be broken up by its hyphens or underscores thanks to…

This will all end in a big summit kinda like at the beginning of The Warriors when all the various rival NYC-area gangs sent unarmed representatives to Van Cortlandt Park for a truce and form a pact so they can control the city..

two different people use the word "swag" in the context as if they're meaning to say "swagger" (?) .. when I've always just thought it meant mediocre or sub-par pot :[]

i don't often feed the trolls, but i couldn't resist: holy shit.

c'mon, a boat explosion? If the intent is to go out James Bond style, why not go all out for being shot at from a Kalashnikov by a Ukranian whore while being tethered to an out-of-control blimp?

Rapture of Love by Anita Baker.. quintessential 1980s AC sappiness

...kinda like how they're just now airing Dallas, Happy Days, and Gimmie a Break, they'll start to feel the apoc-effects circa 2019..

..which would be quadruple double-dog irony if you recall the sign hanging off the ceiling of the pavilion where all 900 of those suckaz died...

Kinda surprised that Anita Baker's classic "Caught up in the Rapture of Love" isn't getting any mention anywhere in the days leading up to today... or perhaps my age and affinity of Adult Contemporary hits of the 1980s have finally caught up to me...

That's not what Kim Jong Il is saying...

bonus: Secret Service agents really wear fucking sunglasses indoors?